Whenever my self-esteem is low, I just brew up a hot cup of black rifle coffee to make me feel tough. Once the cup is empty, I go lift weights at Total Fitness with my skinhead buddies where we talk about AR-15's and how epic they are. Unfortunately, the crash I feel after the caffeine wears off...
Lots of snapping turtles, catfish, and tiny bass are all I can reel in when fishing.
The only thing that I'm actually good at catching with a fishing pole are minnows and unlucky bystanders.:twitch:
M2003 Bundeswehr Victorinox "Trekker" attached to a post-war Spanish M1911 belt loop and clip. Yes, the paracord knot looks lite utter crap, but hey it works!
You can't go wrong with a Romanian made WASR. I've had mine for about 10 years now and it's held up very well under hard use out in the woods and never jams. Some magazines tend to wobble around but it doesn't affect function.