African country set to make breaking wind a crime

[ejt1469]

Now this is funny! Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html

 

[Dustin-R]

Fartometer -- -- Quick someone invent one ! Do you think the fine will go up with the range of smell that is produced? Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me....

 

[SpeedRacer]

Damn...I'd be serving multiple life sentences.

 

[James Cannon]

lmao.

"Your Honor, I would like to submit that my client is innocent, as he who smelt it dealt it."

 

[Gus McCrae]

Damn...I'd be serving multiple life sentences.

This.

 

[SigArmed1]

Like one of the comments said, "A fartriloquist could really do a lot of damage in a country like this"

 

[Storm52]

Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the nebahood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour.

 

[Yrdawg]

and on to wet dreams, since they steal the services of the subject without compensation. SCOTUS will hear this next week....

Some body tell Keagan she is NEVER the subject,...Hillary is Hotter than Keagan....and Keagan is said to have walking farts daily due to liking mustard greens

 

[DuckYou]

I would hate to be a cop enforcing this - I see cops sniffing asses to find the responsible party.

 

[ejt1469]

I would hate to be a cop enforcing this - I see cops sniffing asses to find the responsible party

Sounds like a great fit for the TSA.

 

[Tboy]

In other news... A recent study has determined that Africans are more likely to "blame it on the dog"

 

[Hardballing]

"I fart in your general direction"