Become A Brain Surgeon Instructor

[dawg23]

I will be hosting a series of three day BRAIN SURGEON INSTUCTOR workshops in Baton Rouge and in North Louisiana. Tuition is only $450.

Upon successful completion of the class, YOU will be a full-fledged NSA Certified (Neuro Surgical Associate) BRAIN SURGEON .......... and thus qualify to become a Certified Brain Surgery Instructor.

No prior experience is needed. We will teach YOU everything you need to know. And you'll make enough on your first surgical procedure to recoup all of your training expenses.

If you've been wondering who the best brain surgeon instructor is in Louisiana ........... it's YOU !!

For details, or to enroll, contact www.theresoneborneveryminute.com
We accept all major credit cards.

 

[gunut]

I tried the link but it don't work. How about rocket science.

 

[Witness]

linky no worky

 

[TDH]

I will trade you a spot in my gun totin' metrosexual douche bag class for a spot in your brain mechanics class.

 

[nikolai]

Why take this class when you can just stay at a Holiday Inn Express?

 

[dawg23]

linky no worky

Dang .......... I paid good money to Spanky to set up that website.

 

[dawg23]

I will trade you a spot in my gun totin' metrosexual douche bag class for a spot in your brain mechanics class.

I'm tempted. Is that open-Totin' or concealed-Totin' ??

 

[Witness]

Why take this class when you can just stay at a Holiday Inn Express?

$59.95 per night is a whole lot better than $450

 

[Rahllin]

$59.95 per night is a whole lot better than $450

Yeah, but you would have to stay every night before a surgery or class you teach. Which would add up quickly! You never hear, "he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last month!"

 

[TDH]

I'm tempted. Is that open-Totin' or concealed-Totin' ??

Most of our instructors are from Kalifunnier so for all intensive purposes you can carry air soft in either IWB or OWB as long as your plastic BB's aren't capable of velocities that would could cause a red mark or bruise on their perfectly tanned skin in the case of a ND.

 

[CajunTim]

Will you be instructing on how to perform a lobotomy with an ice pick through the nose?

Can we bring a guest so we can get hands on experience during the class?

Thanks for offering such a good class, is there a minimum enrollment quota that we must meet so the class wont be canceled? Also what forms of payment do you accept?

Thanks again

 

[dawg23]

1. Will you be instructing on how to perform a lobotomy with an ice pick through the nose?

2. Can we bring a guest so we can get hands on experience during the class?

3. Thanks for offering such a good class, is there a minimum enrollment quota that we must meet so the class wont be canceled?

4. Also what forms of payment do you accept?

Thanks again

1. We do teach the NCA (Nasal Cavity Access) technique. But we much prefer the Intra-Rectal method.

2. Yes, you may bring a guest, at a reduced fee. If the guest is a member of Obama's cabinet, all fees are waived.

3. The minimum class size is two. I have to cover my overhead ............. after all, it does say ".com"

4. Payment terms vary based on your financial condition. Many aspiring Surgical Instructors choose the "CIF" (Cash in Fist) option, which features a 2% discount. Others prefer the "ZD6MTPNI" (Zero Down, 60 Months To Pay, No Interest) plan, while others opt for our popular layaway program (some restrictions apply).

 

[spanky]

Dang .......... I paid good money to Spanky to set up that website.

I thought that money was for my praising post in regards to your most rcent Open Carry class.

 

[melisa]

This sounds like fun!!!! I'm in!

 

[dawg23]

I thought that money was for my praising post in regards to your most rcent Open Carry class.

That does it ........... no more verbal contracts.

 

[dwr461]

My brain hurts.

 

[melisa]

Why?

Because the original post seems idiotic?

Or because the original post is a relevant parody of something truly disturbing that is actually happening?

If the latter... then I'm with you.

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Actually happening? Oh no!