Joke Thread

[Bolt Head]

Women don't appreciate when you fix them. Only houses do.

 

[jdindadell]

what is brown and sticky?








































































a stick

 

[gunnut]

Pull my finger.........

 

[IlivnDaBoot!]

 

[IlivnDaBoot!]

What do you call a french fry on a couch.....



A couch potato!

 

[XD-GEM]

My sister called to wish me Happy Birthday.

"Well," she said, "are you planning to retire?"

"No," I answered, "My tires are still good."

 

[Gumby Hunter]

Women don't appreciate when you fix them. Only houses do.

You can fix women??

 

[Gumby Hunter]

what is brown and sticky?



Was trying to leave a poop mound emoji but it won’t let me!




































































a stick

 

[Bolt Head]

 

[Bolt Head]

I'm thinking about getting a BBL.

 

[XD-GEM]

After Hurricane Francine, the local animal shelter announced that it was overflowing with new arrivals.

That was to be expected.

It was raining cats and dogs.

 

[LaBelle]

Do ya know why ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires...

Do ya know why elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks!

 

[Abby Normal]

It was raining cats and dogs.

I hope you didn’t step in a poodle.
Why is Harley Davidson having a hard time with their new ev motorcycles. They haven’t found a way to make them leak oil yet.

 

[XD-GEM]

Do ya know why ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires...

Do ya know why elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks!

My all-time favorite elephant joke! The first time I heard it, the mental picture of a flaming duck running around being chased by a stomping elephant sent me into a very lengthy fit of laughter.