5600, trying for 6000

[Ironman26]

DAAAMMMMNNNNNNNN thats a lot of internet time,,,,,,, we all makin happy AL GORE happy!!!!!!!

 

[SpeedRacer]

I'm at 8500. I decided that when I hit the magical 10,000 mark I'll stop posting. For 10 minutes anyway, while I reflect (and cry) on all of the time I've wasted. Then it's right back to coons and dick jokes.

 

[Leonidas]

By special request for Speedracer.

A yellow toad is wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off at being yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. One day, the yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike." The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"

The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his little package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!" To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"

The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!"
She says: "I don't do units. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well, that's just dandy, but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy! Just follow the yellow-dick Toad!"

 

[CEHollier]

By special request for Speedracer.

A yellow toad is wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off at being yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. One day, the yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike." The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"

The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his little package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!" To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"

The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!"
She says: "I don't do units. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well, that's just dandy, but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy! Just follow the yellow-dick Toad!"

LOL - Damn you

 

[SpeedRacer]

By special request for Speedracer.

A yellow toad is wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off at being yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. One day, the yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike." The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"

The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his little package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!" To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"

The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!"
She says: "I don't do units. You will have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well, that's just dandy, but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy! Just follow the yellow-dick Toad!"

I laughed. I'm not happy about it, but it happened nonetheless.

Back on topic: "What does it El Alamein?"

 

[Emperor]

If you have your mind made up and you truly want to quit at 6,000, but think you may not be able to commit; Your last post should be:

"Bang!"

And you sentimentalists, spare me; I realize I can be a Delta India Charlie Kilo!

 

[762NATO]

Mais, NOOOO! Don't go, Jim. We need ya here, bubba.

 

[jimdana1942]

Mais, NOOOO! Don't go, Jim. We need ya here, bubba.

Well, I will have to wait and see if we're all still around by then. I thought I heard the world will end before then. If it don't I will consider coming up with a plan b.

 

[CEHollier]

Well, I will have to wait and see if we're all still around by then. I thought I heard the world will end before then. If it don't I will consider coming up with a plan b.

LOL - I knew it. Plan B = I'm going to continue posting after 6000 B'cause I'm addicted to BS.COM...

 

[Yrdawg]

There was a tradition at Glock Talk, for a while, to hang it up at 10,000. A bunch of guys in the span of a few months just decided they were done with it at that mark.

Hang on let me think, do I want to post on GT or have explosive diareah...

I'm goin with the blows

Not really but we parted ways when they perma banned me, and I wasn't doin nuttin

 

[Leonidas]

perma banned. Sounds like some lifetime deodorant, or maybe something about the frozen tundra.

 

[dawg23]

Just hit post #5600. I am going to keep going to 6000 and if I can make it I'm gonna retire from posting.
But I will keep reading the threads and posts and even par- take of the classifieds now and then.

No offense intended -- this is certainly not aimed at you personally. But anyone here who has 6000 posts (and perhaps those with 2000), with the notable exception of Spanky, has probably wasted far more bandwidth than he of she could ever justify.

 

[Cat]

No offense intended -- this is certainly not aimed at you personally. But anyone here who has 6000 posts (and perhaps those with 2000), with the notable exception of Spanky, has probably wasted far more bandwidth than he of she could ever justify.

Just like this guy....

LSP972
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Yes, yes i'm ignoring my own post count.

 

[dawg23]

Just like this guy....

LSP972
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OK -- maybe Spanky isn't the only exception. But don't go trying to add Pangris to the list.

Perhaps I should amend my comment to read, ........"almost anyone......"

 

[Cat]

But don't go trying to add Pangris to the list.

almost anyone......"

I thought about it! But I've had more FTF with LSP....



And my Daddy was a '69 (maybe '70) Mississippi State graduate. In a sea of purple and gold, you gotta get your jabs in when you can.

 

[SpeedRacer]

No offense intended -- this is certainly not aimed at you personally. But anyone here who has 6000 posts (and perhaps those with 2000), with the notable exception of Spanky, has probably wasted far more bandwidth than he of she could ever justify.

As one of the people you are referring to, I wholeheartedly agree.

BUT! At least I pay for the privilege.

 

[Leonidas]

And Leonidas, you OWE me for that one. I'm still groaning...

Penance is my middle name, friend.

It was kinda like the jackpot; bathroom humor and a pun in one. The worst of both worlds.

 

[Cat]

Ha!!! No I knew you weren't a sports fan from the Saints hoopla. It's just funny to see you get your knickers in a knot.

 

[Specularius]

Oh... okay. I see.

THAT is gonna cost you...

.

Why is it I feel like I am the one that is going to wind up paying?

 

[Cat]

Fret not, sir.

Your bride, OTOH, needs to grow a third eye facing rearward...

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I ain't skeerd.