A touching story...

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  • I_FLY_LOW

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    All of you, sooner or later, are going to be touched by the decaying fist of age...

    Two wheels and wind on your face is also, more often than not, paired with the joy of sex, but it comes the time when it's difficult to find a nice young chick who wants to share a sack with one of us old cantankerous geezers...

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    Thanks to my friend in the sky, I finally found the magic element who would make all kinds of women on the planet quiver at our touch.

    The other day I was riding in the mountains and met a luscious, sexy blonde on her Harley.

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    I approached her and touched her ever so slightly. In no time she fell on her knees before me.

    As we laid on the meadow incensed with lust, her body shaking in incontrollable spasms every time I touched her, I thought: "These ****ing tazers are really worth the money!".
     
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