Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What did the Falcons fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Falcons like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Falcons joke?
A: Roddy White!
Q: Why is Roddy White like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Atlanta Falcons.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Atlanta Falcons out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many Atlanta Falcons players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Atlanta Falcons fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New Orleans."
Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an Atlanta Falcons fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Falcons wide receiver, a Falcons linebacker, and a Falcons defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Atlanta Falcons fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Atlanta Falcons football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Atlanta Falcons fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What does a Atlanta Falcons fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Atlanta Falcons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Falcons spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Falcons fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Atlanta Falcons want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in Atlanta in case of a tornado?
A: The Georgia Dome they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over the Georgia Dome upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Duluth have a professional football team?
A: Because then Atlanta would want one.
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What did the Falcons fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Falcons like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Falcons joke?
A: Roddy White!
Q: Why is Roddy White like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Atlanta Falcons.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Atlanta Falcons out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many Atlanta Falcons players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Atlanta Falcons fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New Orleans."
Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an Atlanta Falcons fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Falcons wide receiver, a Falcons linebacker, and a Falcons defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Atlanta Falcons fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Atlanta Falcons football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Atlanta Falcons fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What does a Atlanta Falcons fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Atlanta Falcons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Falcons spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Falcons fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Atlanta Falcons want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in Atlanta in case of a tornado?
A: The Georgia Dome they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over the Georgia Dome upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Duluth have a professional football team?
A: Because then Atlanta would want one.
