Christmas Gift for a Spouse?

[Doctor481]

Apple Watch as a replacement for a broken one

 

[drill sgt]

Absolutely nothing that requires a electric power cord....... Gift certificate cards to the store of her choosing. Good luck. .. drill sgt.

 

[CatCam]

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[Gator 45/70]

Well I know what I'm not buying is lingerie in any form.

Last time I bought any was at a Thirsty Thursday Lingerie show...

Bought an nice little outfit strait of the models back...Brought it home at about 11.pm since I had to work the next day.

Presented it to the wife who wanted to know where I had bought this at? So I briefly told her...Big mistake.

After the yelling something about this has been on another womans azz and stink's the smoke,BAM !!!

I catch a frying pan up-side the head.....and that's about the last thing I remember....The End

 

[3fifty7]

2020 Ford Explorer Limited and a new rod & reel.

 

[noahvale]

Ninja Foodi XL grill. Five in one - grill, fry, broil, air fry, and dehydrates. Truly an amazing appliance that is fast and easy to clean.

 

[BlueShamu]

Something that you can use, too!


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[RM Holsters]

Had to get new washer and dryer, so Merry Christmas honey.

Will probably get her a candle as well.

 

[340six]

Had to get new washer and dryer, so Merry Christmas honey.

Will probably get her a candle as well.

Wow are we related? I am getting her car painted.

 

[buttanic]

Ninja Foodi XL grill. Five in one - grill, fry, broil, air fry, and dehydrates. Truly an amazing appliance that is fast and easy to clean.

If I gave my wife a cooking device i would be looking for another place to live.

 

[Magdump]

If I gave my wife a cooking device i would be looking for another place to live.

LMAO! Yeah, about half these answers would get me relocated.

 

[340six]

LMAO! Yeah, about half these answers would get me relocated.

My wife has gotten cookware,(All Clad) guns etc. She is cool with anything.

 

[swampgeauxfur]

I'm actually asking for new cookin pots. Need a new cast iron dutch and 12" skillet.

 

[LACamper]

If I gave my wife a cooking device i would be looking for another place to live.

or maybe an ER trip...

Jewelry first. Doesn't have to be expensive. Spa gift certificate for when the rona is over... oh and the promise of a trip to Gulf Shores (she's high risk). Oh and finally, those sugar cookies in the blue cans! I'm wondering if they're cheaper by the case!

 

[SouthernUnderGod]

LMAO! Yeah, about half these answers would get me relocated.

I’ll never forget the time my dad got my mom an ironing board. Bad move. He tried to explain that it was a gag to distract from the real item but that didn’t work. Ultimately mom got a new diamond pin that could also be used as a necklace. I think that I was 12. I learned way back then that a practical gift was never practical.


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[Magdump]

I’ll never forget the time my dad got my mom an ironing board. Bad move. He tried to explain that it was a gag to distract from the real item but that didn’t work. Ultimately mom got a new diamond pin that could also be used as a necklace. I think that I was 12. I learned way back then that a practical gift was never practical.


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Dang, did you ever get to see your dad again after that? Lol.