clearance sale for snookie!

[troy_mclure]

mabye you could use this?

 

[Leadfoot]

I like dat me!(tm)


- Trademark used by permission.

 

[Guate_shooter]

LOL the sad thing about it is that as beautifull as they look the line at the bottom is VERY TRUE, very few of them pass the "dishwasher and sandwich maker status".

Wonder why younger women NO LONGER know how to cook now a days ??????

 

[Leadfoot]

Younger? Even the 30 year olds don't know/do it either.

 

[Snookie]

Gentleman Now!

GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN

I dont care if women can cook or not especially if they are 30 and under.

I get involved with them for their minds and behinds!

I like DAT me!

 

[Gus McCrae]

Awesome.

 

[AK shooter]

Is there a discount for buying in bulk?

 

[chad]

i'm way under 30, and all the girls i know sure know how to cook!

 

[edman87k5]

Can I just rent a few?

 

[Snookie]

Is there a discount for buying in bulk?

The BULKY one's are a tad bit less expensive!

 

[AK shooter]

I said bulk, not bulky!

 

[Poopshooter]

Whats the return policy? I have a defective model.

 

[MCab]

No refunds if aftermarket parts are installed (preggo).

Yeah, you don't want those bulky ones, upkeep is a mutha.

What about certified pre-owned?

 

[Yrdawg]

When you get the pre owned model be careful of them reverting to previous owner from time to time

 

[lost]

No refunds if aftermarket parts are installed (preggo).

Yeah, you don't want those bulky ones, upkeep is a mutha.

What about certified pre-owned?

Those clearance models in the OP look like upkeep would be high too. Looks like alot of time would be spent being detailed and waxed

 

[Snookie]

Ok Let me give you the Snookie R Us LLC Warranty Policy taken directly fron the Bidness is Bidness waver you must sign before rental of associates.

Cash Customers are responsible for any excesssive wear and tear on all rented items and is also responsible for any alteration to original equiptment when retured unless you rented the associate with defects during the manufacturing of such rental merchandise.

No trimming, pruning, markings perminate or temporary are allowed when returning the merchandise.

So.........return merchandise in as original condition as possible.
We also are not responsible for getting that Giant Smile/Grin off of your face before returning to your normal daily duties!

We GUARANTEE you satisfaction or doubble your misery back!

Group/Bulk Rates are available.

See ad below:

 

[jmanrogers]

Ok Let me give you the Snookie R Us LLC Warranty Policy taken directly fron the Bidness is Bidness waver you must sign before rental of associates.

Cash Customers are responsible for any excesssive wear and tear on all rented items and is also responsible for any alteration to original equiptment when retured unless you rented the associate with defects during the manufacturing of such rental merchandise.

No trimming, pruning, markings perminate or temporary are allowed when returning the merchandise.

So.........return merchandise in as original condition as possible.
We also are not responsible for getting that Giant Smile/Grin off of your face before returning to your normal daily duties!

We GUARANTEE you satisfaction or doubble your misery back!

Group/Bulk Rates are available.

See ad below:

It looks like that merchandise was MADE IN MEXICO! You can keep that JUNK! I want MADE IN THE USA!!!

 

[Tim67]

I seem to remember a saying that was once attributed (whether the credit is right I don't know) to Pablo Picasso. "If it flies, floats, or *****s, rent it."