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    Apr 3, 2010
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    HER DIARY:

    Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
    long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
    made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that
    we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say
    much.. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it
    was my fault that he was upset.. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
    nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told
    him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't
    explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too..'
    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
    nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
    He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around
    us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my
    surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt
    that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell
    asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
    thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    HIS DIARY:

    Missed a big 12 point today, but at least I got laid.
     

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    Apr 3, 2010
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    Post some good jokes for the Sunday crew


    I never knew this!

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal
    immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out:

    "Frick off and go home you freeloading, benefit-grabbing,
    kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take
    those hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-fricking, smelly
    rag head bastards with you."

    How weird is that?
     

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    Apr 3, 2010
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    Gonzales LA
    A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell all your guy friends to be careful.
     

    Yrdawg

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    Like my bud, he hit the trizacta last month, won $20 K, he spent $15,000 on booze , dope and girls, the other 5k he said he wasted

    Boooooooo Dawg, played
     
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