Have you felt a little left out or been just a little ticked off because for whatever reason, you have not had a chance to die for your Country? I know I have, and quite frankly it hurts a little doesn’t it? I mean, you see war heroes, suicide bombers and the like. They get TV Coverage, Memorials, Virgins, and what do you get? Nothing, except that ever present shameful sense of guilt that working hard, paying taxes, voting, raising a family and trying to live a moral life is just not enough these days.
Well I have good news for you! Those days will soon be over with the new Obama Health Care Bill. Now, you too will have the chance you’ve been secretly longing for. Through the new plan you will be able to help reduce the National Deficit, reduce Medicare costs and as an added bonus, elevate yourself to Martyrdom forever! It’s a virtual Patriotism Trifecta where you’re the Winner!
It’s so simple anyone can do it! All you have to do is be really old or really sick or possibly be born with a life threatening birth defect! What great news! Now we can ALL be heroes or have one in our immediate family! Just think how marvelous it would be for Granny to finally get to lay down her tried, old, and wrinkled up body for her country. Just imagine the sense of pride she will feel when her Doctor tells her that now is her opportunity to actually do something meaningful with her life and it’s all for AMERICA! It will move you to tears! And, it’s so simple even a small child can do it. Just by following the simple, easy to understand guidelines and not eating or drinking for a few days or weeks you will be quickly be on your way to HERO status.
Get rid of all of your unwanted wheelchairs, walkers, stints, shunts, braces, crutches, Dialysis machines, Chemo, and the rest of those pesky devices and procedures that stand between you being a selfish, self centered wallflower and becoming a REAL American!
Your elected leaders and their staff are standing by right now waiting not to hear from you if you want to be a part of this historical program. They couldn’t have made it any easier for you to participate short of a hit squad coming to your house and shooting you in the head! Simply don’t call, don’t write, don’t email and don’t contact them in fashion. You do ABSOLUTELY nothing! Most of all, don’t mention this to anyone else, not even your closest friends and you will forever be considered a true Patriot by the good people in Washington! Take advantage of this incredible opportunity! Don’t act Today!
Well I have good news for you! Those days will soon be over with the new Obama Health Care Bill. Now, you too will have the chance you’ve been secretly longing for. Through the new plan you will be able to help reduce the National Deficit, reduce Medicare costs and as an added bonus, elevate yourself to Martyrdom forever! It’s a virtual Patriotism Trifecta where you’re the Winner!
It’s so simple anyone can do it! All you have to do is be really old or really sick or possibly be born with a life threatening birth defect! What great news! Now we can ALL be heroes or have one in our immediate family! Just think how marvelous it would be for Granny to finally get to lay down her tried, old, and wrinkled up body for her country. Just imagine the sense of pride she will feel when her Doctor tells her that now is her opportunity to actually do something meaningful with her life and it’s all for AMERICA! It will move you to tears! And, it’s so simple even a small child can do it. Just by following the simple, easy to understand guidelines and not eating or drinking for a few days or weeks you will be quickly be on your way to HERO status.
Get rid of all of your unwanted wheelchairs, walkers, stints, shunts, braces, crutches, Dialysis machines, Chemo, and the rest of those pesky devices and procedures that stand between you being a selfish, self centered wallflower and becoming a REAL American!
Your elected leaders and their staff are standing by right now waiting not to hear from you if you want to be a part of this historical program. They couldn’t have made it any easier for you to participate short of a hit squad coming to your house and shooting you in the head! Simply don’t call, don’t write, don’t email and don’t contact them in fashion. You do ABSOLUTELY nothing! Most of all, don’t mention this to anyone else, not even your closest friends and you will forever be considered a true Patriot by the good people in Washington! Take advantage of this incredible opportunity! Don’t act Today!
