Do you name your weapons?

[Derek Vercher]

BIG BOOTY JUDY

 

[Bolt Head]

I have two fully-automatic fire arms.
Tricep Tricia.
Bicep Brittany.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
LOL

 

[NAHMINT]

Have a younger hunting buddy,. he names his rifles, trucks and 3 horses......at 73, he will go out of it, someday !!! moi, I got trouble remembering what color my truck is at Costco !!! cut me some slack,I was born in QUEBEC!!

 

[dwhaley929]

Only if they **** me off.

 

[Manimal]

I only name animals that I will not eat, unless I have nothing else to eat....

 

[Bolt Head]

I know it wasn't a good one but I want to make sure it's clear that my above post is a joke, completely fabricated, nothing to do with firearms. It was about fire arms. LOL

 

[Bolt Head]

I only name animals that I will not eat, unless I have nothing else to eat....

I'm the same. My firearms/weapons already have names when I get them regardless if I refer to them as "my favorite" or "my dawlin" or anything else I inadvertently lovingly whisper to them as I caress, lube and cycle their parts.

 

[Arbiterk]

Lol gotta love the human trait of naming inanimate objects that serve in frequent distinction to their well being.

 

[WilsonCombatant]

I named my newest one “furry beaver”. Only bc I picked it over the honey badger as a backpack gun. I’ve got too many “other guns” to name em all.

 

[Bolt Head]

I named my newest one “furry beaver”. Only bc I picked it over the honey badger as a backpack gun. I’ve got too many “other guns” to name em all.

 

[WilsonCombatant]

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I need that sign

 

[SwampyDog]

Out of my entire collection I have only had 3 with names. My mother's old lever gun is named Vickie Lee. Then I have a 20 inch 1100 named Jezebel. So cool looking. Everyone wants to shoot it when they see it. After they do, not so much, lol. The last one was a .357 snub dubbed Butterbean. Got that name when I took a buddy out shooting for the first time. I loaded 5 .38s and 1 .357. Told him the last round was going to have some punch. After the 6th one he shook his hand and said, "yeah it punches like f@#$in Butterbean!". Ended up selling it to him a few years later

 

[Bolt Head]

I need that sign

Similar ones ARE attainable.
Sorry! LOL

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1389851188/funny-beaver-warning-sign-beaver-decor

 

[Bam Bam]

Of all my weapons I only have a few really with names. Funny thing is most of my vehicles I seem to name. If I look at a vehicle and a name pops into my brain that's it! Lol

 

[Bolt Head]

I may entertain my inner jokester if I weren't so bad with names as it is!

 

[Bam Bam]

My TX22 is "lil Hulk" since it's obviously small and green. My Hk MP5 22 I call " Hans" from the movie Die Hard and it being German.

 

[Bolt Head]

Could you see me stuttering trying to remember my firearm's given names, calling them by other firearm's names?! Any with female names would be livid! I wouldn't get to pull their trigger for a month! LOL

 

[Game Stalker]

Not yet!

 

[new_bayu_shooter]

I find myself naming objects I have and sometimes it's my weapons. I usually find a good name that fits and sometimes I don't really name them. For example my first AR build was a 20inch stainless barreled versus I named the "Varmitnator", my new TX22 is "lil hulk" being it's green, and now one of my current AR's is "Mule" due to I seem to use it as a test mule for new optics, lights and things. Do any of you name your weapons??


Bam Bam

"Only c@nts name their weapons"

- Sandor Clegane

 

[Fordfella]

I only name animals that I will not eat, unless I have nothing else to eat....

My former Father-in-law bought 4 calves. Then wanted to know what to name them. I said lets name them after places: New York, Wellington, London, I don't remember what the last one was. He liked the idea until he realized they were beef dishes, or cuts of meat.