Even without bill of sale or Const. Carry, Louisiana is number five in survival rate when the aliens attack !

[Mitch Dufour]

New study ranks states on their chances of surviving alien invasion – Where does your home stand?

UFO reports inspired one site to calculate survivability odds per state were an invasion to occur that included landscape and food supply.

www.bizpacreview.com

 

[falshooter]

They print this... news... to distract you about the real alien invasion going on right now

 

[Abby Normal]

 

[BRMoose]

But #1 in finding out how tasty they are in Gumbo

Pawpa pass me some more of that Alien boudan would ya, it really is outta da world!!

 

[lesgeaux]

The aliens must be really tired of being in the closet. They want their own month also.

 

[Magdump]

That map is bullsh1t and I can give you real world reasons why.
Louisiana would be ranked 1 because of so many things. Adding a new sport animal to the big game menu, a new food source to the Cajun menu, gators, mosquitoes, cancer alley, swamps, we would kill the strong and put the weak to work, forever enslaved.
2 Texas, because it’s Texas. Eventually they’d slip a few spots as the Aliens adapted and blended into society.
3. Florida… god dang Florida man and gators, that’s why.
4. Georgia.. cuz Atlanta. Them aliens would attack during freak nic and get choked out.
5. Alabama.. sweet home and squeal like a pig. This is where most of the unnatural war crimes would happen. Lord have mercy.
6. Kentucky… moonshine.
7. Tennessee…see Kentucky
8. California… Rooftop Koreans are always ready.
9. Arkansas.. we would spread a rumor that the aliens have dirt on the Clintons and it’s on like Donkey Kong.
10. Illinois… uh, Chicago? There would be attacks every weekend and they’d only wound the suckers, draining the aliens of resources.
I’m pretty sure if the aliens attack, they’ll move on pretty quick to another country after a little tour of the most armed country on the planet. Murica!

 

[Fugum]

I'm guessing the liberals would start a "we support the aliens" group, and call the rest of us alienphobes, and racists. Shortly after that, they would start receiving government assistance and voting democrat.

 

[drill sgt]

^^^^^^^^ Fugum you are probably closer to the truth than you realize. ......... drill sgt.

 

[Abby Normal]

It’s Pride Month!
Time for your anal probing.

 

[Fugum]

^^^^^^^^ Fugum you are probably closer to the truth than you realize. ......... drill sgt.

Sadly, I think you're correct