Favorite Quote?

[Pas Tout La]

"I know what I do when I do it, but I can't tell you what I did when I'm done." - Pas Tout La

*Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.* - Albert Einstein

"I buy you books and a mule to go to school on, and you stand on the books and f**k the mule." - My Grandpa

"To the right..... The other right." - My old man

 

[au01st]

*Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.* - Al Capone

 

[Vermiform]

*Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.* - Al Capone

Reminds me of:

 

[Expert684]

If you are talking, then you are not listening. If you are not listening you are not learning. Now shut up and listen! My Dad!

 

[general mills]

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Buckaroo Banzai

You know, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right! Barf, Spaceballs

 

[deuxlatch]

"The best part of you ran down your mamma's leg and ended up as a **** stain on the sheets!" -R. Lee Ermy, Full Metal Jacket

 

[Hitman]

2 months after Marines established FOB Ripley(Afghanistan),
a Pashto translator, relayed this intercepted cell phone message
from a Taliban fighter in the Oruzgan Province 2004 to Lt. Col Assad 'Genghis' Khan.

"These Americans are not like the ones before…they stay and fight,"
"Wherever they go they create death… They are death walkers."

In reference to;
BLT 1/6 Marines
(22 MEU/SOC)

 

[Kcabear]

"All animals are equal, some more than others." Animal Farm

"We have a pool and a pond, I see you more in the pond." Caddy Shack

"Lighten up Francis!"



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[killerkarl]

"*I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.*

Winston Churchill

 

[Expert684]

Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr.: I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
Or: I'm a lead farmer Mother F****r!
That show is so stupid I had to laugh.

 

[Bigchillin83]

Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr.: I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
Or: I'm a lead farmer Mother F****r!
That show is so stupid I had to laugh.

I like those also,

Wow he went full retard!!! Never go full retard!!! Lol
That movie is stupid funny

 

[Hitman]

Love that Movie!

 

[HAMP]

A bullet,is better than no bullet.

 

[FORman]

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Dean Wormer to Bluto, Animal House

 

[oleheat]

Art Fern (Johnny Carson):

"Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!"

 

[Pas Tout La]

I heard this a long time ago at a trail ride. It's one of those quotes you never forget.

Guy 1: "Hey man. It's been a while. What you been up to?"
Guy 2: "Aww back to my old job. Lookin for a new job."

 

[TomW]

The definition of stress is when the mind overrides the body's basic desire to kick the living **** out of someone that desperately deserves it...don't remember where I heard that one but it always stuck.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win
Get a shot off, fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
If it can't be expressed in figures, it is NOT science; it is opinion.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
In a mature society, "civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."
-The six above are some of my favorites from Robert A. Heinlein

 

[nolaradio]

"You should have been shot in the toilet!" -- My dad.

 

[Ritten]

"Two things a man should have are a nice watch and good shoes." - my Pawpaw.

 

[maurice.cowell]

The best quotes ever! "Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today". The new generation teens today should think this.