Four guys go fishing

[CEHollier]

Four guys go fishing

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[artabr]

Art

 

[jro6803]

That was funny!!

 

[Cat]

"Wear Sunblock"

Damned straight! I'll be here all week, come back during normal hours.

 

[McMedic]

What's the difference, during sex, between a lover, a whore, and a wife?

Lover: "Slow down, baby, take your time."

Whore: "Hurry up, stud muffin; time is money"

Wife: "Beige... this room should be beige."

.

You know my wife?!

Only thing different is she wouldn't like beige.

 

[CEHollier]

The best sex I ever had was with my girlfriend. Before she became my wife.

 

[Cat]

One thing's for sure. All flights south are redirected upon marriage.