Going Down And Stupid In LA

[Snookie]

OPPPPSSSSS

When I saw going down I was thinking ...............Uh never mind!

 

[posse comatosis]

Get your mind out of the gutter and back in the creek with the fishes.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

FInally someone who understands posse COmatosis. LOL

 

[posse comatosis]

NOLACOP, the guy who just can't get enough...of bashing people. His association of the term "going down" with sex reveals that he is not a cop at all, but a police impersonator. Every cop with his salt knows what "going down" means. It's probably the most utilized phrase in police jargon for incidents that are happening now. Careful, NOLACOP. The repeal of DADT applies only to the military and not the police.

 

[kirkdbergeron]

Darwin wins again. If he was putting this hose to good use like cleaning someones house for cash or at a job, maybe he would not be face up on a stainless table getting his oil drained for good, just philisophically stating the obvious.

Pipe in Nolacop, let's hear some profound common sense from a man on the water side of the nozzle. I can see this post is going to get interesting.

I have to agree

 

[posse comatosis]

I can see this post is going to get interesting.

Nah. This post has just about shot it's wad.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Woof

 

[Bullet]

NOLACOP, the guy who just can't get enough...of bashing people. His association of the term "going down" with sex reveals that he is not a cop at all, but a police impersonator. Every cop with his salt knows what "going down" means. It's probably the most utilized phrase in police jargon for incidents that are happening now. Careful, NOLACOP. The repeal of DADT applies only to the military and not the police.

Carefull there you might get tune up

Anyway, at first glance I thought it was a handle for mig welder, but to others it might look like a gun. Living in N.O. I've seen a few weird shitty guns. In an old neighborhood you never know what kid might find in a hoarders garage.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Cops are not Zoo Animals nor are they there for your amusment.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

NOLACOP, the guy who just can't get enough...of bashing people. His association of the term "going down" with sex reveals that he is not a cop at all, but a police impersonator. Every cop with his salt knows what "going down" means. It's probably the most utilized phrase in police jargon for incidents that are happening now. Careful, NOLACOP. The repeal of DADT applies only to the military and not the police.

PC#3, you know you are not allowed to engage in humor based on your "mental" condition caused by the whole crack addiction based on ebiblical fluid infusion and all that. I don't want to say more due to HIPPA, but you know what your limitations are and what Dr. Mitchell has explained to you his expectations of acceptable behavior are. You are about 2 inappropriate comments away from going back to wearing your special "zappy necklace."

PC#1, you also know as the lead personality that it is your responsiblity to keep all other personalities in order. If you cannot do this, we will have to pass that bigboy job to PC#4, but we really do not want to do that since he is still learning to pee standing up. As the most mature personality with a functioning mental capacity of an 8 year old, you are ecpected to take care of your other resident personalities. Please do not let your brothers down.

PC#4...GOOOD BOY....you potty like daddy now! No, no, no poopoo finger painting anymore, we talked about that!!! You were doing so good.

PC#2- Judge Mathis requests your company in chambers as he would like to get your professional opinon on some legal issues that were not adequately covered in his law school classes. It pertains to the legal limit of carcenegens conatined in a fart that one is allowed to write off on their taxes if they are concealing a firearm pursuant to a FL non-resident permit while tearing up packages in a Costco in LA high on Robitussin. Furthermore, to make things complicated, the guy is an off-duty LEO who had "inappropriate relations" with one of the stuffed elmo's in the toy aisle though security cameras were not able to actually see his member.

 

[posse comatosis]

The deep end, NOLACOP, you're going off the deep end there...

 

[Nolacopusmc]

The deep end, NOLACOP, you're going off the deep end there...

#3, you watch your mouth. You know your probation is still active. If you keep up your disrespect, I will have your honorary Frosted FLakes FOundation for Legal STudies membership revoked.

 

[BUSTER48]

PC#3, you know you are not allowed to engage in humor based on your "mental" condition caused by the whole crack addiction based on ebiblical fluid infusion and all that. I don't want to say more due to HIPPA, but you know what your limitations are and what Dr. Mitchell has explained to you his expectations of acceptable behavior are. You are about 2 inappropriate comments away from going back to wearing your special "zappy necklace."

PC#1, you also know as the lead personality that it is your responsiblity to keep all other personalities in order. If you cannot do this, we will have to pass that bigboy job to PC#4, but we really do not want to do that since he is still learning to pee standing up. As the most mature personality with a functioning mental capacity of an 8 year old, you are ecpected to take care of your other resident personalities. Please do not let your brothers down.

PC#4...GOOOD BOY....you potty like daddy now! No, no, no poopoo finger painting anymore, we talked about that!!! You were doing so good.

PC#2- Judge Mathis requests your company in chambers as he would like to get your professional opinon on some legal issues that were not adequately covered in his law school classes. It pertains to the legal limit of carcenegens conatined in a fart that one is allowed to write off on their taxes if they are concealing a firearm pursuant to a FL non-resident permit while tearing up packages in a Costco in LA high on Robitussin. Furthermore, to make things complicated, the guy is an off-duty LEO who had "inappropriate relations" with one of the stuffed elmo's in the toy aisle though security cameras were not able to actually see his member.

Friggin' priceless NOLACOP. I never knew that you were a comedy writer. In comedy jargin, you "killed".

 

[posse comatosis]

If you keep up your disrespect, I will have your honorary Frosted FLakes FOundation for Legal STudies membership revoked.

Back off, or I'll have your REALKOP badge run through a meat grinder and you won't ride shotgun with Santa Claus tonight.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Friggin' priceless NOLACOP. I never knew that you were a comedy writer. In comedy jargin, you "killed".

Damnnn!!!! I was hoping you would say I was "going down" since apparently i have no idea what it means coming from a jailhouse lawyer.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Back off, or I'll have your REALKOP badge run through a meat grinder and you won't ride shotgun with Santa Claus tonight.

PC#2- The same goes for you. You are already in time out because you used big words you do not know the meaning of. Keep spouting your pathetic attempts at humor, that are rivaled only by your pathetic attempts at legal interpretation, and I will be forced to put you on your knees in rice in the corner.

Remember what me and your legal guardians, the state, told you...

Santa is watching you.
He knows when you've been sleeping,
he knows when your awake.
He knows when you make up silly ****,
Or when you masterbate.
He knows when you lick windows,
He knows when you drool.
he knows when you use Wiki and Google,
TO make yourself a fool.
He knows when you are mean,
To your other personalities,
He knows when you get home late,
From your pathological liar meetings.

But he does have a question....

How do you figure,
With an IQ of 93,
That you could ever do mental kung fu,
WIth a mental warrior like me?
How do you have internet,
When you don't even pay rent.
Living with your Aunt Clautile,
In her summer basement?
I know your school was "special"
Just for people like you.
Where they gave you blunt scissors,
and fed you Elmers glue.
But what Santa often wonders,
And all the elves do too,
Is how do you wipe your azzz,
with your head shoved up there too?


Please don't be surprised,
If Santa passes you buy.
It is not that he don't love you,
Or that he is not a nice guy.
You see Santa is real busy,
With all the boys and girls.
They are scattered to anf fro,
All around the world.
Santa does his best,
But he just doesn't have the time,
To deliver all the presents,
To all the voices in your mind.

 

[BlueFalcon-101]

This is my Fern Watering Apparatus. There are many like it but this one is mine.

 

[posse comatosis]

That hurts, NOLACOP. That really hurts. I'm crying like John Boehner.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

That hurts, NOLACOP. That really hurts. I'm crying like John Boehner.

Did you get coal today?

 

[posse comatosis]

Did you get coal today?

No. The house is all electric. And we got flush toilets with running water, too.