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  • Crimson

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    You left Xenu out of your story! ;)


    .... Several thousand years later the alien race that wiped out humanity decided to explore the far reaches of the universe. They were on the edge of the Teegnlkeesh Galaxy when they discover a downed spacecraft that looked oddly familar to a human airplane. They couldn't be sure though because they had only heard stories and seen very faded images of the craft. The commander decided to land on the planet only to discover that there was someone still alive aboard the crashed craft. The human like being was taken back to their planet and nursed back to health. While he was still under the aliens care he heard over heard talk of how closely he appeared to the race of humans they had previously destroyed. This intrigued Xenu, the being that was rescued from the far reaches of the Teegnlkeesh Galaxy. When he was better he went to the Planet Zeta information city and saw what they had done to his people. Angered by this revelation began developing a sinister plan to destroy Zeta. After all humans were his to sacrifice not their's. After months of planning he thought it best to break up the factions. As the resourceful slick tongued being he was turned the factions against each other one by one. He created war and calamity among Planet Zeta. As the elders watch their race turning against each other they felt ashamed that they had become what they destroyed so many years prior on Earth. In a final effort to reunite their planet. They held Peace conference. Everyone agreed that for one day they would not take up arms and would try to turn back to their peaceful ways. During this conference Xenu began to feel that his plan wasn't going to work. But how could he get revenge. He had one last idea. A juvenile idea really. He decided to take a child's Zphone 10k and place it in one of the other factions children's bag. While immature and not well thought out the child began to scream and cry when it could not play furious Teradactyls on its Zphone. Believing the child had lost its phone they called it only to discover the child of another faction had stolen it. Xenu's rediculous plan was working they began to fight and once again picked up arms against each other. Xenu believed he had won he had created chaos among the Zeta factions again. The Zeta elders were very disheartened but expected that the fighting wouldn't end. They had a plan though, they didnt feel as though they could go on living in this way. After all they had destroyed an entire race for this same behavior. Years prior they had developed a bomb designed to destroy black holes. The Zetians had voted to destroy the bombs because of how dangerous they were. After all the bomb had the power to destroy a black hole. The Elders had one of the bombs secretly removed and hidden away for dark and tragic times. Rather than watch their species turn against each other they armed the bomb. And without warning the bomb exploded. As Xenu watched space begin to implode in on him, he was in shock, unbelief, and fear for his plan had turned against him he had never seen such power and it was rushing straight for him. In his last moment he couldn't help but think that he caused his own demise much the way his people had thousands of years prior.
     
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    .... Several thousand years later the alien race that wiped out humanity decided to explore the far reaches of the universe. They were on the edge of the Teegnlkeesh Galaxy when they discover a downed spacecraft that looked oddly familar to a human airplane. They couldn't be sure though because they had only heard stories and seen very faded images of the craft. The commander decided to land on the planet only to discover that there was someone still alive aboard the crashed craft. The human like being was taken back to their planet and nursed back to health. While he was still under the aliens care he heard over heard talk of how closely he appeared to the race of humans they had previously destroyed. This intrigued Xenu, the being that was rescued from the far reaches of the Teegnlkeesh Galaxy. When he was better he went to the Planet Zeta information city and saw what they had done to his people. Angered by this revelation began developing a sinister plan to destroy Zeta. After all humans were his to sacrifice not their's. After months of planning he thought it best to break up the factions. As the resourceful slick tongued being he was turned the factions against each other one by one. He created war and calamity among Planet Zeta. As the elders watch their race turning against each other they felt ashamed that they had become what they destroyed so many years prior on Earth. In a final effort to reunite their planet. They held Peace conference. Everyone agreed that for one day they would not take up arms and would try to turn back to their peaceful ways. During this conference Xenu began to feel that his plan wasn't going to work. But how could he get revenge. He had one last idea. A juvenile idea really. He decided to take a child's Zphone 10k and place it in one of the other factions children's bag. While immature and not well thought out the child began to scream and cry when it could not play furious Teradactyls on its Zphone. Believing the child had lost its phone they called it only to discover the child of another faction had stolen it. Xenu's rediculous plan was working they began to fight and once again picked up arms against each other. Xenu believed he had won he had created chaos among the Zeta factions again. The Zeta elders were very disheartened but expected that the fighting wouldn't end. They had a plan though, they didnt feel as though they could go on living in this way. After all they had destroyed an entire race for this same behavior. Years prior they had developed a bomb designed to destroy black holes. The Zetians had voted to destroy the bombs because of how dangerous they were. After all the bomb had the power to destroy a black hole. The Elders had one of the bombs secretly removed and hidden away for dark and tragic times. Rather than watch their species turn against each other they armed the bomb. And without warning the bomb exploded. As Xenu watched space begin to implode in on him, he was in shock, unbelief, and fear for his plan had turned against him he had never seen such power and it was rushing straight for him. In his last moment he couldn't help but think that he caused his own demise much the way his people had thousands of years prior.

    That's more believable than the other story in this thread. ;)
     

    Crimson

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    Simply astounding....... You've got a gift my friend........ I just took a screenshot incase this thread ever gets deleted. It's been a shitty day that started off with my 3 year old throwing up on me in bed and has progressively gone down hill since. This was a much needed minute of laughter. Thank you!

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    This is wondeful. Simply wonderful. Thank you sir.

    Glad to see some other people can find enjoyment from the crap that runs through my head. I apologize for the giant run on sentence I was living in the moment.
     

    Emperor

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    Well Emporer had to go and throw in some rediculous Tom Cruise Scientology god that there's absolutely no information on. My rant had to turn into a syfy thriller.

    Well, maybe if you would submit to an auditing, you can realize a state of clarity!

    They are here! And I don't mean Zetians!

    https://www.businessreport.com/article/church-of-scientology-buys-restaurant-building-on-airline

    How cool would it be if they actually opened a Restaurant of Scientology? Can't wait to try the Xenu galactic dictator-tots!
     
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    DBMJR1

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    Did they have a warrant? If not, why did you even talk to them? Sans warrant, I would have asked the two JP deputies to escort them off of my property, or arrest them for simple trespassing.

    Ringing your doorbell at 1AM should be a crime in itself, . . . , disturbing MY peace.

    Did you capture this on your home surveillance system? My smart phone would have been running as well.
     

    MOTOR51

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    Did they have a warrant? If not, why did you even talk to them? Sans warrant, I would have asked the two JP deputies to escort them off of my property, or arrest them for simple trespassing.

    Ringing your doorbell at 1AM should be a crime in itself, . . . , disturbing MY peace.

    Did you capture this on your home surveillance system? My smart phone would have been running as well.

    Ok. What harm came from talking to them? I always hear people say they would slam the door in the LEO face but in 17yrs I have never had this happen unless I was actively chasing someone.


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    madwabbit

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    Ok. What harm came from talking to them? I always hear people say they would slam the door in the LEO face but in 17yrs I have never had this happen unless I was actively chasing someone.


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    On Bayoushooter: I'd slam that door in his face and call my mofo lawyer.

    In reality: Goood Evening Officer. Oh, please, come in- can I get you something to drink?
     

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    Ok. What harm came from talking to them? I always hear people say they would slam the door in the LEO face but in 17yrs I have never had this happen unless I was actively chasing someone.

    I have only a few problems with this half ass potential no-knock raid fail. :mamoru:

    Now, this is only based on the very unlikely possibility the OP is not lying or embellishing this horseshit! And that the foil he used to cover the agent's business card didn't fall from his own hat. :p

    Why in the world are they showing up at 1:00 am?
    Why so many in number?
    Do they really investigate every stupid internet comment? <If the answer is yes to this one, I am toast! :rofl:
     
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    I have only a few problems with this half ass potential no-knock raid fail. :mamoru:

    Now, this is only based on the very unlikely possibility the OP is not lying or embellishing this horseshit! And that the foil he used to cover the agent's business card didn't fall from his own hat. :p

    Why in the world are they showing up at 1:00 am?
    Why so many in number?
    Do they really investigate every stupid internet comment? <If the answer is yes to this one, I am toast! :rofl:

    I'm sure there is more to it. Maybe he has made other statements,prior record, google searched something? If none of those apply then maybe bad luck. The govt does not have the time to chase down every comment made on the Internet.


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    they don't want to let a war start in this country if muslims were shot and killed all the loose cannon's in that community would start trying to go all jihad and ****. Then we would have to go all crusade on them and then Some people would be like **** yeah let's burn and pillage our city then bitch about all the stores closing. Then the dem's start whining because the gunfire was to loud and the republicans bitch because it cost to much and the libertarians are like hell yeah civil war we win because everybody else is just bitching. Somehow some redneck gets access to a missle silo launches it at the mosque in Arizona misses it and hits the San Andreas fault causing a massive Earth quake and California falls into the ocean Yellowstone erupts and then we really have climate change problems or so we thought. It's start snowing like in the Artics and the glaciers stop melting Al Gore is in a bunker somewhere preaching Global Freezing now because he's paranoid and has nothing else better to do. While America is ****ed up in their own crisis China and Russia go to war because they don't want to be left out they bomb the **** out of each other and Godzilla shows up to stop it but he got lost and destroys Japan instead. Meanwhile Jerusalem is like hey nobody is telling us what to do anymore the Middle East is desecrated. Australians decide their mad at Europe for sending their ancestors there as prisoners and hire African war Lord pirates to take over Europes Navy Australia then uses Europes navy against them and there's only a few Nazis left the Nazis travel to Australia recruit member and go kill everybody in Africa. Australia is like we're on a roll lets go take over South America only to get desecrated by the Myans that just randomly show back up with space aliens that took them hundreds of years ago. The aliens look around earth and are like we tried to leave you alone but you humans really are stupid and release a virus wiping out the rest of humanity. They go back to planet zeta and live happily ever after. All over a protest at a mosque in Arizona.


    That's how ridiculous the reaction/your story sound.

    Excellent! BUT, you forgot to blame Bush. :rofl:
     

    DBMJR1

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    Ok. What harm came from talking to them? I always hear people say they would slam the door in the LEO face but in 17yrs I have never had this happen unless I was actively chasing someone.


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    What good came from talking to them? It was 1AM. They did not advise the OP of his rights. They did not produce a warrant. They likely woke the entire neighborhood, and arose suspicions among his neighbors.
     

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    What good came from talking to them? It was 1AM. They did not advise the OP of his rights. They did not produce a warrant. They likely woke the entire neighborhood, and arose suspicions among his neighbors.

    You watch to much TV. Why would they need a warrant? Why would they need to advise him of his rights? Did he get put in jail? Did they beat him? They asked a few questions and left. The Good thing that came out of it is he didn't act like a jack ass and they were satisfied that he wasn't going to Arizona to shoot at people.


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    What good came from talking to them? It was 1AM. They did not advise the OP of his rights. They did not produce a warrant. They likely woke the entire neighborhood, and arose suspicions among his neighbors.

    Maybe someone reported his comment to LE and they figured they would be proactive and see if he's a crazed lunatic. Wouldn't you be mad if he was unstable and made threats and LE said screw it and did nothing.


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    Oh how the story would change if they were threatening to shoot up your school/business/etc DBM. Your story would be "why didn't they DO something? They SAW his facebook posts?"

    ...and the appropriate answer would be "well we didnt want to wake him at 1am and we couldn't get a warrant just based on an internet post. Sorry bout your family."


    fyi moe- im skeptical at best. but presuming its genuine, when you take company with clowns you can expect to get pie'd in the face. stop being a clown.
     
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    DBMJR1

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    We'll take these one at a time.

    You watch to much TV. Why would they need a warrant? Why would they need to advise him of his rights? Did he get put in jail? Did they beat him? They asked a few questions and left. The Good thing that came out of it is he didn't act like a jack ass and they were satisfied that he wasn't going to Arizona to shoot at people.


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    I do watch too much TV, agreed. My arse is a reflection of that sad fact. Since my surgery, I'm much less active.
    If you knock on my door, at One in the Morning, with that many police officers in my front yard, you'll need a warrant to get my cooperation, especially since the agent initially interviewing the OP was rude.
    I have rights. I'm aware of my rights. I know that nothing I say can benefit me in a court of law, but it can come back to bite me in the arse.
    I used to work in a federal building. I know they have good coffee. If you have probable cause to execute an arrest, go for it. I'll take the ride and let my attorney do my talking.
    However, I do try, very hard, to avoid situations such as these. I like my rights. I want to keep them.
    It might have been better had the OP counted to ten before he posted, even though he made no threats, nor did he break a law. Had he, I'm sure the result would have been much different. I have no doubt, after reading a bit of that FB page, that some people did take a ride. Perhaps some of them will face charges. However, I think what he reportedly posted was within his rights. There is no law against peaceful protest, nor is there a law against traveling with a firearm for lawful purposes. Should he have actually decided to make that long, overnight drive, he would not have been breaking any laws.

    If asserting my rights means I come off as a jackass, Eeyore can be my name. Perhaps, as a LEO, you can tell us what your union lawyers advise you to do when being questioned as a potential suspect to a crime.

    I am very respectful of LEO's. I address them with respect, and I expect the same.
    They DID NOT ask a few questions and leave, according to the OP. They arrived in force, surrounded the front of his home. That is not a polite way to ask me a few questions. They could have handled things differently, and still ensured the safety of their officers. Being polite would have been a good first step. Doing things much differently would have been better for all.

    Maybe someone reported his comment to LE and they figured they would be proactive and see if he's a crazed lunatic. Wouldn't you be mad if he was unstable and made threats and LE said screw it and did nothing.


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    I live in Orleans. I'm accustomed to the police doing nothing. (I don't blame the NOPD. It's a result of the Federal Government meddling in their business. That's another story.)

    Oh how the story would change if they were threatening to shoot up your school/business/etc DBM. Your story would be "why didn't they DO something? They SAW his facebook posts?"

    ...and the appropriate answer would be "well we didnt want to wake him at 1am and we couldn't get a warrant just based on an internet post. Sorry bout your family."


    fyi moe- im skeptical at best. but presuming its genuine, when you take company with clowns you can expect to get pie'd in the face. stop being a clown.

    Call me Don, please. I don't recall the OP mentioning that he threatened to shoot up anything. Had he, I believe that the response would have been warranted, and thus, they would have had a warrant. I don't think any judge in the land would hesitate to issue a lawful warrant if someone posted online threats to shoot up a school, business, etc. If I misread, and the OP made threats of violence, please help me to comprehend. I'm sure you are much more learned and literate than I.





    Should a Federal agent ever knock at my front door at one in the morning, I would quietly comply with the warrant. I would not interfere with their business, nor would I be disrespectful of the officers. I WOULD call my attorney. I WOULD NOT make any statements to the police. I would record any interactions, as the situation allowed, for the protection of the officers.


    Now my question for y'all. What would have happened had the OP answered his front door, at one in the morning, with a firearm in his hands? Would he have been breaking any laws? As a LEO, what would have been your response?
     
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