i just got the talk

[bearfutedninja]

first of all im in oklahoma. i dont go home till the 4th. i get a phone call earlier. baby you have some explaining to do when you get home... i simply respond whats wrong. she said i didnt know you had that many guns. i thought you just have a few. i kinda giggled and said yea i have a bunch i been having them. she said i thought you only had like three or 4 plus the shot gun and the transformer(sub 2000) didnt go as bad as i though but im guessing she will be expecting either a new purse some jeans or sunglasses when i get back.

 

[bigpoppat]

transformer

 

[lost]

Wow, makes me glad mine knows just what I have, so I never have that happen! She also knows where I keep the printed list of guns, serial numbers, and approximate value just in case something ever happens to me or to the guns when I am not around.

 

[bearfutedninja]

yea she loves to shoot it because the recoil isnt bad and its light. she doesnt like her p22 because the bullets are puny. its the only way she knows how to describe it.

 

[deafdave3]

first of all im in oklahoma. i dont go home till the 4th. i get a phone call earlier. baby you have some explaining to do when you get home... i simply respond whats wrong. she said i didnt know you had that many guns. i thought you just have a few. i kinda giggled and said yea i have a bunch i been having them. she said i thought you only had like three or 4 plus the shot gun and the transformer(sub 2000) didnt go as bad as i though but im guessing she will be expecting either a new purse some jeans or sunglasses when i get back.

Dude.... my first response would have been, "what are you doing playing with my guns!?"

 

[Jguid54]

hahaha a lady tried to explain a gun that her dad recently got. I some how figured it out. She said it it has a nickname and its long and has a "big circle thing" like your long curved thing. took me a couple of guesses striker 12 aka street sweeper

 

[LA_Huntsman]

it's always easier to ask for forgivness than it is permission

 

[Yrdawg]

Dude.... my first response would have been, "what are you doing playing with my guns!?"

Mine has the combination but NOT permission, and unless she wants me to clean out her walk-in closet episode of Hoarders it STAYS like that

 

[kd5hlx]

Get ready to buy that diamond ring that has as many diamonds (not chips either) on it as you got guns

 

[Guate_shooter]

SHOES! How I stayed married for 4 years

 

[Old_Demon]

You need to put her on the defensive. Ask her "why are you snooping through my stuff? Don't you trust me? Why would you do that?".

 

[LACamper]

"Why? Are you jealous? Would you like me to buy you one of your own?"

 

[machinedrummer]

You need a better hiding place. I just say, " I have had thoes before I met you". Unless she is 100% into the gun thing I would rather her be left in the dark.(my wife) You know all thoes Black Rifles look the same anyway.

 

[Dave328]

SHOES! How I stayed married for 4 years

This and purses X 11ty billion!! Except 15 years for me. Before Katrina, the mgr of the NOLA Gucci store used to personally call my wife to tell her when new **** came in.

 

[flamatrix99]

Purses and shoes.. Mine knows how many guns I have because she bought half of them for me.

 

[Phoenix 6.0]

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that should teach her to leave the guns alone

 

[Cat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJIiktwuLbk

that should teach her to leave the guns alone

No offense, I know it's a joke but I really don't see the humor in this video. Men would prefer their wife dumb and ignorant around firearms???

 

[Hitman]

My Wife: Do you need another one? You already have like 4.......

Either my college graduate wife can't count or she doesn't know.

Either one works for me

 

[Paintball]

My Wife: Do you need another one?

Man I hate that question. It's usually followed up with "Why do you need another one?".

 

[SeventhSon]

You need a better hiding place. I just say, " I have had thoes before I met you". Unless she is 100% into the gun thing I would rather her be left in the dark.(my wife) You know all thoes Black Rifles look the same anyway.

Your wife knows more then you think. Our wives talk.

I guess I'm just lucky. My wife has the combination to my safe. She's seen everything I have. She basically says "if it doesn't take food out of the kids mouths, it's fine with me.". Yep, I have a good woman.