If you're a criminal, consider what Oakland has to offer!

[oleheat]

Q: What does the following have in common?

A: The Oakland PD may not respond to any of them!!!!


•burglary
•theft
•embezzlement
•grand theft
•grand theft:dog
•identity theft
•false information to peace officer
•required to register as sex or arson offender
•dump waste or offensive matter
•discard appliance with lock
•loud music
•possess forged notes
•pass fictitious check
•obtain money by false voucher
•fraudulent use of access cards
•stolen license plate
•embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
•extortion
•attempted extortion
•false personification of other
•injure telephone/ power line
•interfere with power line
•unauthorized cable tv connection
•vandalism
•administer/expose poison to another

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Suffer-These-Crimes-in-Oakland-Dont-Call-the-Cops-98266509.html

 

[CloudStrife]

Grand Theft Dog?

 

[jimdana1942]

Administer/expose poison to another, would BP be guilty of that?

 

[captain-03]

Each Officer cost the city $188,000 per year ... what would that include over salary? Training, cars, gas??

 

[CEHollier]

Some cities are sanctuary cities for illegals. Why not criminals?

 

[oleheat]

Some cities are sanctuary cities for illegals. Why not criminals?

You may be on to something here.....San Francisco is a sanctuary city for illegals. If Oakland offers this service for criminals, that would go far towards making the Bay Area the destination of choice for today's discriminating criminal!

Why settle for less?

 

[CloudStrife]

It's kind of like Escape from LA except that the city is still attached to the mainland.

 

[SpeedRacer]

You may be on to something here.....San Francisco is a sanctuary city for illegals. If Oakland offers this service for criminals, that would go far towards making the Bay Area the destination of choice for today's discriminating criminal!

Why settle for less?

That's just Phase 1. The next Phase involves nuclear bombs placed strategically placed along the San Andreas Fault.

 

[oleheat]

That's just Phase 1. The next Phase involves nuclear bombs placed strategically placed along the San Andreas Fault.

If you're right, they could always speed up the process by announcing "free Raiders season tickets to the first 50,000 who show up at...."...

 

[senseiturtle]

That's just Phase 1. The next Phase involves nuclear bombs placed strategically placed along the San Andreas Fault.

Tool - Aenima----------------------------------------


Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bulls**t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bulls**t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

F**k L Ron Hubbard and
F**k all his clones.
F**k all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F**k retro anything.
F**k your tattoos.
F**k all you junkies and
F**k your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F**k smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F**k these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.


Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

 

[glimmerman]

Each Officer cost the city $188,000 per year ... what would that include over salary? Training, cars, gas??

Ya gots to throw in a little graf and corruption to get to those numbers.........

 

[Kraut]

Grand Theft Dog?

No different than many unnecessary laws/statutes we have in LA, like the redundant "Theft of" statutes in title 14. Theft is theft, charge it and penalize for it. All of the extra, ultra specific statutes are just a way for some jackass legislator to look productive.

 

[spanky]

shouldn't the list be before the answer?

 

[LACamper]

Each Officer cost the city $188,000 per year ... what would that include over salary? Training, cars, gas??

Don't forget workers comp. I don't know what workers comp for a police officer cost but I looked up a roofer the other day. For every $100 in payroll to the roofer it cost the contractor $125 to the workers comp company. I'd bet LEO is similar.

 

[Yrdawg]

Don't forget workers comp. I don't know what workers comp for a police officer cost but I looked up a roofer the other day. For every $100 in payroll to the roofer it cost the contractor $125 to the workers comp company. I'd bet LEO is similar.

Unbelievable......absolutely I had NO idea it was that bad, where'd you see that

 

[CEHollier]

Oakland, Ca salary information

http://swz.salary.com//salarywizard...arrowDesc=Fire, Law Enforcement, and Security