https://www.bayoushooter.com/forums/showthread.php?179342-*-*-Trespassers!!!
Sorry on Page 10 it shows He gave an update
Heidi started life as a pretty hot blonde.
However after falling down on her luck and becoming the Town bicycle of Ragley La.
She was used and abused until she would no longer hold air and became ....deflated and then rejected by even the lowest of rednecks out for a quick ride!!!
Sadly I put her out of her misery as a fallen angel.
I'm sure some redneck will shed a tear for her.
He stated that she was the propertys Gaurd
You need to get her a patch kit now that deer season is back! The old guy and his son may be back.......Hey that was one of the best threads since the fence thread
That was a fun thread. Any of those trip wire shell contraptions get used or (more interestingly) set off?
Hey now, If your really interested I may can hustle her back up,But she will come with a price since she has stepped it up a notch or 2, Your call?
I have decided to part with my Mod. 39-2 if you interested
OK no hurry, I think Demon might want Heidi
Not to my knowledge,Haven't been out there in at least 9 days,Dcking around with tires,Thanksgiving in Thibodeaux.Shopping for the big ''C'' coming up.
I have 3 armed,2 packed with cayenne pepper and 1 that's a 170 db flash-bang.
I told the Deputy,If you get somebody with cayenne in their eyes and can't hear,Run out here and check my camp....lol
Not to my knowledge,Haven't been out there in at least 9 days,Dcking around with tires,Thanksgiving in Thibodeaux.Shopping for the big ''C'' coming up.
I have 3 armed,2 packed with cayenne pepper and 1 that's a 170 db flash-bang.
I told the Deputy,If you get somebody with cayenne in their eyes and can't hear,Run out here and check my camp....lol
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen...
Did you make these yourself?
Yes Your Honor, I wuz trespassing and attempting to kick down a door at Gators camp when ''BAM'' Big flash and I'm covered with Cayenne pepper!!!
I couldn't breath or see and then Your Honor a huge blast goes off sets the pepper on fire and there I wuz....Running thru the woods into trees and setting the pine needles on fire every time I tried to stop,drop and roll....
And then it got worse Your Honor.....
A blonde inflatable love doll came out of nowhere's and wrapped herself around me and wouldn't let go!!!
It's almost as if she had glued herself to me!!!
That's the Gods honest truth Your Honor so swear me God!!!
There I was running thru the woods on fire with an inflatable love doll latched onto me and keeping up with every step I made.
I have nightmares to this day Your Honor and I ain't never going back in there....
Plus I heard that there's men crawling around out there at night with their eyeballs hanging out.....
Judge...Case dismissed...Bailiff arrest this man and lock him up pending psychotic evaluation as to his sanity..and have him drug tested !!!
Yes Your Honor, I wuz trespassing and attempting to kick down a door at Gators camp when ''BAM'' Big flash and I'm covered with Cayenne pepper!!!
I couldn't breath or see and then Your Honor a huge blast goes off sets the pepper on fire and there I wuz....Running thru the woods into trees and setting the pine needles on fire every time I tried to stop,drop and roll....
And then it got worse Your Honor.....
A blonde inflatable love doll came out of nowhere's and wrapped herself around me and wouldn't let go!!!
It's almost as if she had glued herself to me!!!
That's the Gods honest truth Your Honor so swear me God!!!
There I was running thru the woods on fire with an inflatable love doll latched onto me and keeping up with every step I made.
I have nightmares to this day Your Honor and I ain't never going back in there....
Plus I heard that there's men crawling around out there at night with their eyeballs hanging out.....
Judge...Case dismissed...Bailiff arrest this man and lock him up pending psychotic evaluation as to his sanity..and have him drug tested !!!
What No Midgets?