A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology, which was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "That's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
Without missing a beat she said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology, which was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "That's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
Without missing a beat she said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."