You're whole story smells Pardner and any Half ass hung over Lawyer or Judge would take you apart at the seems.....
Good thing you got away from the bad man before he had you for sushi....
Apparently his whole story has no smell... Wacky Backy has a distinct odor about it, and if that baggy was full of residue, you should have been able to smell it from at least two blocks away. Being dark has never effected my sense of smell. Glad you got away unscathed.