Bruh you need a tool box.
Are you crazy? What, so some dirtbag can steal them out of the back of my truck? I'll have you know; in my neighborhood, people would rather have nice name brand tools than guns!
Pffft! Why in the hell would my neighbors want a 4th Gen Glock 19 over that set of Craftsman screwdrivers?
No, they are safe just where they are! Not to mention, quickly and easily deployable! Do you know how fast I can grab those when my wife demands I fix something?