Magic Mike

[762NATO]

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[my-rifle]

WTF are you people talking about?

 

[CEHollier]

When the DVD comes out they will be giving these complementary with it. Other sofa covers available at a minimal price.

 

[CEHollier]

WTF are you people talking about?

You are the husband they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.

 

[leVieux]

Pre-mature ejaculation can be a bitch.

Post-mature ain't much fun, either !

 

[dwr461]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1915581/

I never heard of this movie. I posted a link for those who need sub titles to this thread.

Dave

 

[Cat]

Raise of hands, how many of your wives are going just to see Matthew McConaughey with a cowboy hat and a leather vest….



That man has the single rare talent to make a wife beater look good. *purrs*

 

[Leonidas]

Raise of hands, how many of your wives are going just to see Matthew McConaughey with a cowboy hat and a leather vest….



That man has the single rare talent to make a wife beater look good. *purrs*

Been avoiding this thread, but had to visit when I saw that you posted.

Heel, kitty. He's freshly married.

 

[Leonidas]

Just turned to my wife.

"So, when you and the girls going to see Magic Mike?"

"How'd you know about that?"

"I read Bayoushooter. They know all, see all."

"Wednesday or Thursday."


Anything you need to know is right here on BS.
Somebody remind me to refill the Cialis script tomorrow.

 

[Jack]

Hunh Bruh goes where the odds are in his favor.....

The nursing home

 

[chad]

Yeah, I felt bad or that. You are built like and look like an ugly woman. I was trying to flatter you., that and the plastic bag was stuck to your ass

My bad

That was nice of you. You were the only one in the theater who wore a costume. Very smart man.

 

[Old_Demon]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1915581/

I never heard of this movie. I posted a link for those who need sub titles to this thread.

Dave

Then Hun, you used it as an educational experience, how to pick up women?

 

[Rooda]

Hunh Bruh - I would also recommend buying the book Fifty Shades of Grey to obtain the same results.

 

[Cat]

Hunh Bruh - I would also recommend buying the book Fifty Shades of Grey to obtain the same results.

Holy Sweet Puppies. I was waiting on that to pop up.

I cannot remember having read worse than that junior high attempt at erotic fiction. I'm not ashamed to admit it... I've read similar novels in the past. So I'm not suggesting wife porn isn't good but really... This shite? It's supposedly turning chicks on left, right, and center.

I couldn't get beyond the writing. Now admittedly my grammar skills may need work. I use conversational English because I'm lazy. But growing up improper English was my mothers pet peeve. Slang was disallowed. Poorly written books that I purchase, I expect better.

Anne Rice's Beauty series is a much naughtier, sexier and BDSM knowledgable series than 50 shades.

Let me put it this way... My vampires don't sparkle, my singers aren't femininized pussywhipped boys, and my porn has balls. I can't describe my utter disdain for 50 Shades much more than this.

However! Don't let my two cents mean anything. I'm more comfortable reading Brad Thor lately, than I am Twilight crap, so I'm not exactly one to judge.

 

[flamatrix99]

Anne Rice's Beauty series is a much naughtier, sexier and BDSM knowledgable series than 50 shades.

Cassie loves these books! She read them before I knew her and still talks about them!

 

[Cat]

Cassi LOVEsS these books! She read them before I knew her and still talks about them!

The bridal path!!! I'm blown away at the fascination this book has received. It's horrible. There is an interesting concept, but execution sucks.

 

[dwr461]

Then Hun, you used it as an educational experience, how to pick up women?

My problem has always been how to make them go away afterwards. The picking up was the easy part.

Do you know why divorces' cost so much money?

Because they're worth it.

Dave

 

[slowhandlukem]

Lets see here.Hun goes out with groups of guys..hmmm
He also goes to movies with man strippers ,,hmmmm
He in turn never talks about a wife or GFs.,,hmmmm
And his first name is Hon,I mean Hun....

Well at least he came out,right?
Its kewl man,I got respect for the other team.
I like my team,but its kewl that you are on the
other team.G_Y and proud,let it out man,its all
good.My opinion will stay the same about you.
Wasn't much too begin with !!!

 

[Hunh Bruh]

Lets see here.Hun goes out with groups of guys..hmmm
He also goes to movies with man strippers ,,hmmmm
He in turn never talks about a wife or GFs.,,hmmmm
And his first name is Hon,I mean Hun....

Well at least he came out,right?
Its kewl man,I got respect for the other team.
I like my team,but its kewl that you are on the
other team.G_Y and proud,let it out man,its all
good.My opinion will stay the same about you.
Wasn't much too begin with !!!

I knew a guy in hs that called everyone gay. And I assume like you he would hold one in his mouth till it went limp.

 

[slowhandlukem]

I see your mouth moving Hun,but only white stuff is coming out of it.
Spit it out and speak up ,please ....