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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favorite scripture verses of your leaders can provide insight into their lives and the values they hold dear.

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Gotta love the Babylon bee

 

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Woke Jesus.

 

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I thought of this but the Bee beat me to it.

Organizer Of Walkout Against Jerry Seinfeld Revealed

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Just Shoot Me

Alec Baldwin To Host Exciting New Game Show ‘Is It Loaded?’

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Despite lingering legal issues stemming from the accidental shooting death on the set of one of his films, TLC announced that actor Alec Baldwin would be hosting an exciting new game show called Is It Loaded?

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I Scream You Scream We All... oh never mind.

Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis

FASANO — Sources close to President Biden said he was "highly disappointed" to find out that what he thought was a huge, free scoop of vanilla ice cream at the G7 Summit was in fact only Pope Francis.

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Obama’s final solution to the biden problem.

Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Following President Biden's repeated refusals to back out of the presidential race, former President Barack Obama has reportedly invited Biden out for a nice quiet afternoon of paddleboarding.

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Missing piece of Trump’s ear.

Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump

BUTLER, PA — Terrifying new reports indicate that a piece of Trump's ear that had been shot off during Saturday's assassination attempt has begun growing into a second Trump.

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I love #1 & #6.

We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favorite scripture verses of your leaders can provide insight into their lives and the values they hold dear.

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Thanks for reminding me about Babylonbee, ... but dammit - I lost about an hour watching a chain of their vids on DEI, Woke, etc. HA HA!

 

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Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.

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Delilah Regrets Asking Samson Where He Gets His Strength After He Launches Into 5-Hour Lecture On Carnivore Diet

VALLEY OF SOREK — A local Philistine sex worker named Delilah reportedly approached Samson, the judge of Israel, asking him where he gets his strength but later regretted doing so after the Israelite launched into a 5-hour lecture on the virtues of the carnivore diet.

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Hezbollah can’t even go out for dinner anymore.

Exploding Restaurant Buzzer Takes Out Hezbollah Party Of 6

BEIRUT — The carnage of surprise attacks on the terrorist organization in recent weeks continued in downtown Beirut today, as a party of six Hezbollah members was suddenly taken out by an apparent exploding restaurant buzzer.

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