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Hoo-ahh!
An off duty cop and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The cop picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them!' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the cop.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
He retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'
He was out cold on the first punch.
The cop picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them!' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the cop.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
He retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'
He was out cold on the first punch.
