...I've had many more problems in state park campgrounds than in the deep woods. State parks seem to be a good place to go get drunk and listen to loud music...
Interesting, but overkill for a campsite. Wouldn't be bad for a country home though.
They look heavy too!
The fireworks stands used to make a fire cracker that had a string coming out each end. You pulled them and it popped. That would be useful for this. Just be careful not to burn down the woods- they'll make you pay for the damage!