Attention all big and scary-looking dudes (with a sense of humor) in Baton Rouge:
My fiancee and I are looking to have a small elopement ceremony on Saturday November 30th in Baton Rouge. For (mostly) comedic value, I am seeking a big mofo to be my personal bouncer. It should be a fairly easy job as your services would only be needed for no more than one hour.
Requirements:
Big
Scary
Can perhaps piggy-back me for approximately 20 feet. I weigh approximately 185lbs.
Doesn't mind his code name to be, "Bunny"
Capable of dragging objecting guests from my ceremony
High consideration for those who:
Have beards or other bitchin' facial hair. This includes wicked-ass janitor chops and pervert-esque soul patches.
Are well dressed. This can range from a suit to blue jeans and a biker jacket.
Are willing to work cheap.
Lets hope the fiancee doesn't see this thread!!
My fiancee and I are looking to have a small elopement ceremony on Saturday November 30th in Baton Rouge. For (mostly) comedic value, I am seeking a big mofo to be my personal bouncer. It should be a fairly easy job as your services would only be needed for no more than one hour.
Requirements:
Big
Scary
Can perhaps piggy-back me for approximately 20 feet. I weigh approximately 185lbs.
Doesn't mind his code name to be, "Bunny"
Capable of dragging objecting guests from my ceremony
High consideration for those who:
Have beards or other bitchin' facial hair. This includes wicked-ass janitor chops and pervert-esque soul patches.
Are well dressed. This can range from a suit to blue jeans and a biker jacket.
Are willing to work cheap.
Lets hope the fiancee doesn't see this thread!!
