Sunday morning sex.

[deafdave3]

I'll never again hear church bells without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come by."

 

[justsomeguy]

This made me lol. Ill never think of the ice cream truck the same way again.

 

[jimdana1942]

Eeeewwww, I'l never eat anymore ice cream. Ugh.

 

[CEHollier]

Ahhhhhhh... that's funny

 

[sandman7925]

 

[GClifton]

I'm still laughing----------thanks. My wife's great grandfather died on the nest, he was 91 .

 

[mace]

Eeeewwww, I'l never eat anymore ice cream. Ugh.

And I don't know what it is about sulphur, but man we got some ice-cream trucks around here!!

 

[GClifton]

Make sure they are just selling ice cream .

 

[jimdana1942]

And I don't know what it is about sulphur, but man we got some ice-cream trucks around here!!

Hey, glad to see someone else from Sulphur on BS. Maybe Spanky can give us some sorta special rate or something. This includes you too, Yrdwawg and brother Dave.

 

[srscott]

few more from the Sulphur area Jim. I have a Sulphur address, but don't live in the city limits.