Thanksgiving Turkey

[dougstump]

I heard a 65 year old man bought a 12 gauge and shot his first turkey.


He scared the hell out of everybody in the frozen food section!

 

[Big H]

Several other turkeys were critically wounded---the funeral for the deceased turkey will be this Thursday around noon time.
I plan to attend!!!

 

[shrxfn]

I will be bringing mashed potatoes and gravy to the funeral.

 

[Wolfgang1952]

I will be bringing a venison roast. You can have the turkey.

 

[RedStickChick]

Homemade secret family recipe chocolate chip cookies with pecans will be my contribution.

 

[shrxfn]

Can we save money on the funerals and bury the duck and chicken at the same time?