jimdana1942
oldtimer
I've got it. Let's have a "National" garage sale for all the world to attend. That way we can raise the money to bail out everyone.
We could sell outdated military items, pages and pages of old Congressional legislation, old rugs from the White House, oh, and while we're at it might as well sell the Constitution as we haven't used it in ages. Also, let's sell the Space Shuttles as we are phasing them out. Shoot, if we're gonna do that we might as well sell Cape Canaveral.
I know what would raise alot of money. Sell the Southwestern U.S. back to Mexico for billions of barrels of oil. After all, they say we stole it and they want it back. And, as a goodwill gesture to Fidel sell him Florida. Ah heck, I don't think Cuba has any money but we could tell him we'll take Cigars as payment.
Fiddle, I just thought of something else. Let's sell China all our offshore oil, they're drilling for it anyway. That way they would be getting it legititamely.
I bet we could get Trillion's for all these things.
By the way, let's hope it doesn't rain on sale day.
We could sell outdated military items, pages and pages of old Congressional legislation, old rugs from the White House, oh, and while we're at it might as well sell the Constitution as we haven't used it in ages. Also, let's sell the Space Shuttles as we are phasing them out. Shoot, if we're gonna do that we might as well sell Cape Canaveral.
I know what would raise alot of money. Sell the Southwestern U.S. back to Mexico for billions of barrels of oil. After all, they say we stole it and they want it back. And, as a goodwill gesture to Fidel sell him Florida. Ah heck, I don't think Cuba has any money but we could tell him we'll take Cigars as payment.
Fiddle, I just thought of something else. Let's sell China all our offshore oil, they're drilling for it anyway. That way they would be getting it legititamely.
I bet we could get Trillion's for all these things.
By the way, let's hope it doesn't rain on sale day.
