Clerk: (Conspiratorial look around)..."My husband has friends in government."
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Man, You'd better go back and take her some flowers!!! With connections like that she could be a valuable informant just before the government takeover!! I bet if you treated her in a "motherly way" she would even call you and let you know when the "good stuff" comes in the back door and she'd probably look the other way on the "6 box limit per visit"!!! Can't believe your snoozing on this opportunity!!!!!!!!!