Weird Names

[Fred_G]

I have heard some funny names, but this one had me laughing for a while.

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office has identified the victim as 22-year-old Adidas Nike Brown.

http://www.knoe.com/home/headlines/One-injured-during-shooting-in-South-Monroe-295114081.html

Sorry dude got shot, but who names their kid after shoe companies?

 

[charlie12]

I have heard some funny names, but this one had me laughing for a while. http://www.knoe.com/home/headlines/One-injured-during-shooting-in-South-Monroe-295114081.html

Sorry dude got shot, but who names their kid after shoe companies?

Probably shot by Air Jordan

 

[JHenley17]

Better than comma-to-the-tops to denote silent syllables.

 

[LaBelle]

My mother-in-law has worked at a college for over 30 years and has seen some doozies - the two that have stuck in my mind are;

Nosmo King (No Smoking)

(pronunciation on this one first) Ah SHOW lee, but spelled; A**hole

 

[charlie12]

I have a young black female friend that going to have a baby. I asked her if she was going to give her child a real name or a bunch of letters thrown together. She started laughing and said her baby was going to have a real name just like everyone in her family. Her name is Ashley.

 

[Fred_G]

Rumor is he has a brother, who is very frugal. His name is Pay Less Brown.

 

[Pas Tout La]

Funniest one I saw was TaQuentia (pronounced Ta Quench A). I guess her parents were really thirsty. Although I can't really talk. Most people think my kids names are weird.

This video fits this thread.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

 

[Fred_G]

Not touching the racial part, I don't know what race Mr. Adidas Nike Brown is. Just got a laugh out of the name.

 

[edman87k5]

Had a girl at work named Lathucher. Anyone want to take a crack at how it was pronounced?































LaTasha, yes, not making it up at all.
My wife is a public school teacher, you should see her roll some years. When she did student teaching in EBR public schools, I couldn't pronounce half of the little heathens' names.

 

[Old_Demon]

My wife is a school teacher and she's heard some pretty funny ones. The ones that stuck with me were the girls named Chlamydia and Clitoris.

 

[edman87k5]

I remember a pajama, pronounced paj-Jima

 

[DAVE_M]

My fiancée and my mother both work in the medical field and let me know when "The Names" appear.

My favorite was Enamel, like paint. It was pronounced E - Nuh - Mel.

 

[3fifty7]

Least we not forget
La-a

 

[Fred_G]

My wife is a school teacher and she's heard some pretty funny ones. The ones that stuck with me were the girls named Chlamydia and Clitoris.

lol

 

[edman87k5]

Demon pronounced dee-mon

Yes, it is a yearly tradition to read the school role

 

[Fred_G]

Not safe for work!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

Names can be funny.

 

[whitsend]

I know of a pair of twins named Or-ˈȯn-ja-lō and La-ˈmȯn-ja-lō.
Spelled Orangejello and Lemonjello.

 

[3fifty7]

Least we not forget
La-a

La dash a

 

[Kraut]

I was in my unit off duty one day so heard another officer calling a query for a license check on A-C-Q-U-A-N-E-T-T-E, Jones common spelling. Named after hair spray, got to love it.

My sister was teaching up in Angie and there was a sub one day who got flustered with what she thought was a sassy young student, kept telling her when she would call the girl's name and the girl would correct her that "We don't address students as 'Miss,' April." The full-time teacher across the hall assured her that the girl's name was indeed Missapril.