http://news.yahoo.com/no-prank-halloween-us-military-forces-train-zombie-162141684.html
No prank: On Halloween, US military forces train for zombie apocalypse
No prank: On Halloween, US military forces train for zombie apocalypse
Gun Control Zealots
The most insidious of all monsters. These brainless illogical beasts function without much cognitive capacity, much like zombies, though in more of a hive mentality. The queen usually being some rich benefactor (occasionally Mayor of New York City) who tells his drones to continue to attack and attack.
GCZ’s are like vampires and they want to suck the lifeblood out of America and its Constitution.
Like werewolves, they have heightened senses in regards to sniffing out tragedies for them to exploit, yet since they have the cognitive capacity of zombies they make illogical deductions and reasonings.
And like Frankenstein’s monster the best way to defeat them is to use a firepower they have absolutely no defense against…logic.
The GCZ hates logic and while they may thrash around initially, overwhelming logic will silence them and eventually they will combust and be no more.