What a Country!!!

[BUSTER48]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. Yet they expect me to feed them, provide them with housing, plus pay for medical care. So the welfare lady looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. Damn, this is a great country.

 

[bravo3]

Wow, I love this one man!

 

[sandman7925]

Nice, my good for nuthin mut might serve me a purpose after all

 

[Skiney]

Hummmmm?????
Exactly where is this office located LOL

Got a pack of beagles that need help!!!!

 

[supertramp]

you could really make some serious money off this welfare gig if your mut has 10 puppies

 

[srscott]

Now if you can just figure out how to get them registered to vote... you'll be set!

 

[Ironman26]

I,I,I,I,jus,jus dont know what to say but baw baw hahaha

 

[Wolfgang1952]

 

[Skiney]

Now if you can just figure out how to get them registered to vote... you'll be set!

I registered them to vote soon as therey were born it's done all in one visit now when you get them their social security card.
Exactly what I did, that way only one visit!:}

 

[cajun 22]

I don't care who you are, that's some funny sh#t right there.

 

[eagle359]

I do not know if I need to laugh or CRY.