With apologies to soccer fans (the both of you).....

[oleheat]

Seeing as there's been a few "world cup" threads on here...

http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/

 

[Tulse Luper]

David Beckham started it.

 

[Jed]

........an judgin' by his 'ol lady he must be gay

 

[whbonney26]

You mean Americans actually watch that crap?

I just readon ESPN that an elderly man got beat to death by his wife and kids because he wanted to watch the soccer game. I dont understand why people in other countries act like animals when it comes to soccer.

That happened in S. Africa.

 

[rooster]

Very funny. I do still love soccer. It's way less gay than basketball or even football. Really EVERY down starts with some guy sticking a ball through his legs!

 

[whbonney26]

Very funny. I do still love soccer. It's way less gay than basketball or even football. Really EVERY down starts with some guy sticking a ball through his legs!

 

[CloudStrife]

People actually get hurt in football. No flopping.
Now the butt slapping I'm not too sure about...

 

[oleheat]

Very funny. I do still love soccer. It's way less gay than basketball or even football. Really EVERY down starts with some guy sticking a ball through his legs!

Yeah, but I could think of a few ways to make the World Cup a lot more interesting for the American audience.. For example, half way through each game, hold a "Miss World Cupps" competition, with the finalists battling for the coveted title of "Miss World Cupps" in the championship final. The contestants would have to meet certain standards, to be determined by myself & a few of my friends. Won't be any of those wimpy Miss USA competition problems going on here friend; not on my watch.

That's the kind of hands-on, American know-how that can make soccer a little more enjoyable for the fledgling American fanbase. Just sayin'.

 

[CloudStrife]

Yeah, but I could think of a few ways to make the World Cup a lot more interesting for the American audience.. For example, half way through each game, hold a "Miss World Cupps" competition, with the finalists battling for the coveted title of "Miss World Cupps" in the championship final. The contestants would have to meet certain standards, to be determined by myself & a few of my friends. Won't be any of those wimpy Miss USA competition problems going on here friend; not on my watch.

That's the kind of hands-on, American know-how that can make soccer a little more enjoyable for the fledgling American fanbase. Just sayin'.

Women's soccer would be more popular if they didn't wear sports bras and scored more goals. lol

 

[brfd557]

Does soccer have women cheerleaders???!! Is it all guys?

 

[CloudStrife]

 

[CloudStrife]

Hope Solo is nice though
http://olympicgirls.net/hope-solo/

 

[whbonney26]

Hope Solo is nice though
http://olympicgirls.net/hope-solo/

I might be able to watch her run around all sweaty and stuff. Even witout the ball.

 

[oleheat]

Hope Solo is nice though
http://olympicgirls.net/hope-solo/

Hope Solo? Is than Han's daughter?

 

[CloudStrife]

Hope Solo? Is than Han's daughter?

She must take after her mother.