15 year old uses father AR to defend against break in.

[LACamper]

Mozambique = two in the chest and one in the head

Maybe he wanted the guy to think about it a little first. Remember that little boy a year or so ago that shot the intruder in the mouth? I think he was about eight and it was in Port Allen. Ouch.

I can see dad running up to the house, whap! Back of the head! "Son, what were you thinking?!? Leg shots! Don't waste ammo like that! Front sight! Front sight! two to the chest, then one to the head! Weren't you listening?"

 

[yamatitan]

Yeah!

"This is Biff from Broadview Home Security. Are you alright?"

"F**K no I'm not alright, a**hole! There's three guys in here about to bust my f**king bedroom door down! Get the cops and an abulance over here, STAT!! I'm fixing to put this 870 on their ass- they are yelling that they're gonna kill me!!"


"Now don't do anything violent. Put the gun down, put me on speaker phone, and place the phone at the bottom of the door. I will tell them in a loud, commanding voice that this is Biff from Broadview, and order them to leave immediately. They will most likely get scared and run away."

"Biff- are you out of your f**king mind???? CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS SH*T RIGHT NOW!!"

"Now sir, if you would just listen to rea....."

"BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!!"

"Hello, sir? Sir?!?.......

"I'm hanging up now, Biff."

lol this is hilarious and yet scary at the same time because its true.