A funny thing happened grocery shopping today.

[Fordfella]

There I was, trying to check out at my local Albertsons. The clerk in the next aisle started screaming something about a naked man in the store. Sure enough there is a naked man in the next aisle with his hands over his junk. He's drooling and babbling something in some foreign language I don't understand. Then he goes on a shoplifting spree. He jacks some UL shorts hanging on the wall, then goes and grabs some kind of kitchen gadget before running out of the store!! Last seen running down W. Congress.

Don't do drugs folks!!!

For those of you about to type "pix or it didn't happen" here you go:

 

[Cajun Camper]

Glad I don’t go to that Albertsons.

 

[Jstudz220]

And that’s exactly why you carry every time you leave the house even if you’re just going to Albertsons lol. That’s pretty crazy… makes you wonder… WTF

 

[Bolt Head]

Run-of-the-mill illegal immigrant.
Brought to you by the democrat party.

 

[MetalVendor]

Run-of-the-mill illegal immigrant.
Brought to you by the democrat party.

For real. These cats are a dime a dozen these days.

 

[Bolt Head]

For real. These cats are a dime a dozen these days.

And that's a compliment! LOL

 

[Eddiezx]

he wasnt naked when he left!

 

[Forgotten]

Welcome to the New America. More to come........

 

[Big H]

Sadly, my friend you are right---many many more to come---seems to be no end in sight.