There I was, trying to check out at my local Albertsons. The clerk in the next aisle started screaming something about a naked man in the store. Sure enough there is a naked man in the next aisle with his hands over his junk. He's drooling and babbling something in some foreign language I don't understand. Then he goes on a shoplifting spree. He jacks some UL shorts hanging on the wall, then goes and grabs some kind of kitchen gadget before running out of the store!! Last seen running down W. Congress.
Don't do drugs folks!!!
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Don't do drugs folks!!!
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