Are you ready for SHTF?

[WilsonCombatant]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

I was about to say this. Dont most Americans have a detachable shower head that you can wash yourself with?

 

[Jstudz220]

I was about to say this. Dont most Americans have a detachable shower head that you can wash yourself with?

I’m not sure I’d want to wash crap off in my shower lol. Putting it over the toilet would make a big, nasty mess.

 

[dantheman]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

How do you dry it ?

 

[WilsonCombatant]

I’m not sure I’d want to wash crap off in my shower lol. Putting it over the toilet would make a big, nasty mess.

When it gets to this, there’s no tp to be found. You are in survival mode. Lol

 

[Manimal]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

best $35 I've ever spent.

 

[Manimal]

How do you dry it ?

pat it dry with "bidet buddies", commonly made of soft old T-shirts or clothing, or washcloths. Remember there's not poop on your butt so it's minimally gross...not really putting big poop particles in your washer, should be fewer than from wiping.

 

[Cheesy Lasagna]

Been using them for years. Much cleaner, poop goes down toilet. Nothing like a warm stream of water cleansing your bung in the morning!

 

[AK shooter]

I went to Walmart earlier, the toilet paper and paper towel isle was empty.