Are you ready for SHTF?

[WilsonCombatant]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

I was about to say this. Dont most Americans have a detachable shower head that you can wash yourself with?

 

[Jstudz220]

I was about to say this. Dont most Americans have a detachable shower head that you can wash yourself with?

I’m not sure I’d want to wash crap off in my shower lol. Putting it over the toilet would make a big, nasty mess.

 

[dantheman]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

How do you dry it ?

 

[WilsonCombatant]

I’m not sure I’d want to wash crap off in my shower lol. Putting it over the toilet would make a big, nasty mess.

When it gets to this, there’s no tp to be found. You are in survival mode. Lol

 

[Manimal]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

best $35 I've ever spent.

 

[Manimal]

How do you dry it ?

pat it dry with "bidet buddies", commonly made of soft old T-shirts or clothing, or washcloths. Remember there's not poop on your butt so it's minimally gross...not really putting big poop particles in your washer, should be fewer than from wiping.

 

[Cheesy Lasagna]

Been using them for years. Much cleaner, poop goes down toilet. Nothing like a warm stream of water cleansing your bung in the morning!

 

[AK shooter]

I went to Walmart earlier, the toilet paper and paper towel isle was empty.

 

[John_]

I just left the Ponchy store. They bringing in TP by the pallets, on a pallet jack. I added another 16 mega rolls as it will never be cheaper in the future. Only higher.

 

[dantheman]

I have a ton . I try to learn from the past .

 

[Vermiform]

I figured they would've eaten all their food so I meant what I said. I heard they taste like chicken.

Pro Tip: Go build a hog trap/pen. Pigs turn neighbors into tasty, tasty pork chops & bacon!

 

[foz1359]

Get a bidet; much cheaper in the long run.
Wash your ass!

Game changer for the last 5+ years! We use a downstream injector filled with lemon vodka just to keep things sanitary, smellin' fresh!

 

[foz1359]

They have a guy that started going to my gym last year. He’s 82 years old. He’s lost 50lbs and has tripled the amount of weight he’s able to lift from when he first started. He’s an inspiration to everyone at the gym. He said he started exercising because his son moved away and he had no one to depend on close by when he needed help with something.

It’s never too late or too early for that matter to start some form of exercise. Start small 3 days a week for 30 minutes and slowly increase every few weeks.

Glad you posted this, I can do more and have this on my mind as I can tell the difference (loss) in strength from 58yo to 59yo. 6'2" 215 becomes a liability if it's not in good working order. Been out for a 2 mile dog walk w/ my wife the past few mornings, finally decent weather to do something besides just survive the work day. Nice to get things moving and have some good conversation with my bride.

Thanks