Are you ready for SHTF?

[thperez1972]

Got my, On the go Bidet/water carrier thingy.
For those whom are tired of holy leaves that leave a finger hooked in the ol poot chute.

 

[Cheesy Lasagna]

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[Cheesy Lasagna]

My, how this thread has devolved.

 

[Fordfella]

My, how this thread has devolved.

You're all full of ****!

 

[sil-40]

I’ve had situations where TP wouldn’t cut it. Thank god I was at home

There's always the trusty garden hose for those hard to reach bits.

 

[T-boy]

Got my, On the go Bidet/water carrier thingy.
For those whom are tired of holy leaves that leave a finger hooked in the ol poot chute.

That's it. We've officially ran out of $h!t to talk about.

 

[jdindadell]

Pretty sure the water supply will be off, just like the electricity and data if/when the Deuce drops.

So your keister cleaner will not be operational.

 

[Cheesy Lasagna]

I think I’ll have more to worry about than my butthole if we have a true apocalypse. Unless of course if it’s a buttocalypse, but that usually only happens in prison. Until then I’ll keep it clean in the manner of my choosing.

 

[sil-40]

I think I’ll have more to worry about than my butthole if we have a true apocalypse. Unless of course if it’s a buttocalypse, but that usually only happens in prison. Until then I’ll keep it clean in the manner of my choosing.

Prison...and Taco Bell.