HIRE ME.

[Quickdraw22]

http://lakecharles.craigslist.org/res/2828712925.html

Give me a job. I promise I won't let you down, or get your daughter pregnant.

-Dave

 

[dawg23]

That is awesome -- can't wait to send it to two friends (one is a McNeese prof and the other is a McNeese alum).

 

[Cat]

Umm...


Is it bad that I'm inspired to find something to hire this joker for.


That's probably not unexpected seeing as how thirty minutes ago I was inspired to start collecting miniatures for a dollhouse of ill repute. It's one of those kinds of days.

 

[Quickdraw22]

That is awesome -- can't wait to send it to two friends (one is a McNeese prof and the other is a McNeese alum).

I just turned it in to my advisor. One of my stupid classes to graduate requires me to do a bunch of pointless crap - like write a job application. I figure why not go out in a blaze of profanity

Sadly, I posted this last night. I've already gotten two job offers. Hahahaha.

 

[SirIsaacNewton]

LOL that is some funny stuff. I would hire you

 

[oleheat]

Best of luck!

 

[Renegade]

Now, that thar is some funny ****! You did mention that you think all meals should be easily prepared in a microwave twice, but we'll let you slide since the rest of the post is so full of win!

 

[chad]

That post is full of win.

 

[alex]

Dave: You wouldn't happen to have an older sister named Lori, would you?

 

[xobelkcat]

I thought it was hilarious, but even more LMFAO when you say you got two job offers from that post!

Rock on!

 

[laduckkiller]

That's awesome...made my day!

 

[dyslexiateechur]

LOL, I've got to repost this on another forum I'm on!

 

[Quickdraw22]

Now, that thar is some funny ****! You did mention that you think all meals should be easily prepared in a microwave twice, but we'll let you slide since the rest of the post is so full of win!

FFFuuuuu!!! I wrote most of it - and then copy/pasted some **** that I wrote for another class assignment on there. I need to proofread better. Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[chad]

FFFuuuuu!!! I wrote most of it - and then copy/pasted some **** that I wrote for another class assignment on there. I need to proofread better. Thanks for pointing that out.

I thought you put it twice on purpose!

 

[Quickdraw22]

Dave: You wouldn't happen to have an older sister named Lori, would you?

Just edited the ad - one less microwave.

Alex - I do not have an older sister named Lori. Is she hot?

 

[Yrdawg]

I'd hire you ...but I only hire wimmins

you got a sister ?? that looks good in skin ??? or will you " dress for the job " ??


Amazing resume'...if you won't work for me I know a couple of churches lookin for youth ministers, honesty is very important...are you afraid of snakes ??

 

[Gus McCrae]

Sorry son, all of our positions are full.

 

[Jack]

Umm...


Is it bad that I'm inspired to find something to hire this joker for.


That's probably not unexpected seeing as how thirty minutes ago I was inspired to start collecting miniatures for a dollhouse of ill repute. It's one of those kinds of days.

Get him to replace the guy thats been makin baby batter in your bathroom

 

[dfsutton]

While funny, I question those that would hire off of that. Maybe a sales job, maybe... but nothing else.

 

[#1bambam]

For some reason I while reading it I kept imagining Vince (The slapchop guy)was the writer.