Well, hells bells... I have a freaking sexual harassment law suit then. LOL
"You're not who I thought you were."
...pauses for a heartbeat and smiles while I answer "Nooooooooo????
Clearly! He's using his position of authority to pull over women just to say hello.
This is actually good for you!!!!!!! Since you apparently have a twin or someone who resembles you, you can now get away with anything you like; just blame it on your twin. See how what seemed like a negative can be turned into a positive!!!!!!!!