Naked man in your yard, what do you do?

[sraacke]

Go inside, lock the doors, call 911.
Stay out of reach and don't get bitten. Be quiet. Zombies are attracted to sound. Firing a gun will just attract more of them. If you do have to shoot, HEAD SHOTS.

Wait, this is Bayou Shooter? Damn, thought I was still in the What Would You Do forum at Zombie Squad. Never mind.

 

[JustinB]

Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke:

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."

 

[Hitman]

It was PA not LA here's the weather report.

Today
Partly sunny with morning flurries. Blustery. Highs in the mid 20s. Northwest winds 20 to 25 mph with gusts up to 50 mph

With that kind of weather how did they know it was a man.

lol! No doubt...wow, I haven't felt that kinda cold since I was in Scotland.

 

[dwr461]

I would've whipped out my junk. He would've been both so scared and dejected by what he was packing he'd have left in shame.

Dave

 

[Cowboy]

Go inside. Lock door. Call 911 while keeping him in sight prepared to act if necessary.


Definitely not fire warning shot..

this

 

[oleheat]

Roll him around in fireants?

 

[Cowboy]

I don't have any fire ants. I use one of the whole yard treatments. It works for about one year.

 

[dantheman]

Two pages and this thread is toast .

 

[oleheat]

Two pages and this thread is toast .

How can we have a serious, no-humor discussion about a naked guy in your yard?

That's damn near impossible!

 

[SeventhSon]

One thing you should never do is try to fight a (high, mentally disturbed, etc.) naked man. You might end up wrestling around on the ground and that increases your chances of touching his junk accidentally.

 

[oleheat]

One thing you should never do is try to fight a (high, mentally disturbed, etc.) naked man. You might end up wrestling around on the ground and that increases your chances of touching his junk accidentally.

.....not to mention your life would probably be ruined by the little bastard across the street who puts the whole thing on Youtube...

 

[dantheman]

.....not to mention your life would probably be ruined by the little bastard across the street who puts the whole thing on Youtube...

Now THAT would be bad ...

 

[SeventhSon]

Yeah, you would never live that down.

 

[kz45]

I would've whipped out my junk. He would've been both so scared and dejected by what he was packing he'd have left in shame.

Dave

 

[gocoastal]

A couple years ago, I was getting out of my car I had just parked on the street directly in front of my house, when a guy in sweats walks between me and the house, turns and looks at me, and I realize his junk is hanging out.

Sadly, I didn't own a firearm at the time. And, I'm a pretty small girl, I was legitimately afraid for my life. I ran around him into my house and called 911.

Didn't help the the dispatcher started cracking up as soon as I told him the story. I suppose I should have known living near a psych hospital in New Orleans was a poor decision.

 

[posse comatosis]

I'm a pretty small girl, I was legitimately afraid for my life

And less-than-attractive women don't have that concern? Jeezzz.

 

[oleheat]

And less-than-attractive women don't have that concern? Jeezzz.

What?

 

[jcomar1]

Shot first, ask questions later.

 

[Bayoupiper]

Paintball gun.................





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[artabr]

What?

Really. x2



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