Pet Peeve thread #2

[whitsend]

PANHANDLERS
If you can stand for 12 hours or more in the heat or cold begging for change, you can mop a floor or flip burgers at Mcdonalds for 8 hours or less.

But then they would take a pay cut.

 

[Captain_Morgan]

WHYYY!

http://thelightrifle.com/site/2011/02/07/pink-gun-nutz-overview/

Who does that???

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people post on the internet using horrible txt speak. I'll give leeway if you're actually typing from a phone, but a little effort is always appreciated. It would make people take one's posts more seriously.

 

[Captain_Morgan]

When you're about to have that special kind of playtime with your spouse… and you have a hand full of lubricant. Where does the extra go?

Now you just have one hand that just feels grungy. And you're not supposed to feel grungy until after.


Ya know?

Holy hell, post of the day!

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

Belly fur is a euphamism for stomach hair.

I got that. I didn't get the correlation to the video I posted.

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

I HATE those nasty things. That one is really filthy. Do men think that turns a woman on? Maybe a "certain kind" of woman but surely not a lady.

You sound like you're a real hoot at parties.

 

[Cat]

People that cry about a motorcycle losing to a car.

I got that. I didn't get the correlation to the video I posted.

You posted George Carlin talking about expressions and euphemisms?

 

[DBMJR1]

˙ǝuo sıɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu 'ʇıɐʍ ˙ ˙ ˙ 'ɐǝɹ oʇ spɐǝɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uo puɐʇs ʇɐɥʇ 'sʇɹıʞs ɹɐǝʍ oɥʍ uǝɯoʍ

˙sʇsod uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɹǝʌo sɹoʇıuoɯ ɹıǝɥʇ uɹnʇ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd

˙sʇnu ǝldoǝd ǝɯos ǝʌıɹp llıʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ 'uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsod oɥʍ ǝldoǝd

 

[Leonidas]

When you're about to have that special kind of playtime with your spouse… and you have a hand full of lubricant. Where does the extra go?

Now you just have one hand that just feels grungy. And you're not supposed to feel grungy until after.

Ya know?

Somebody really famous said "If sex isn't dirty, then you're not doing it right." I agree. I hope the ladies present will discover that......after they marry a gentleman, of course.

 

[Log Island]

Corporate emails: people who feel inclined to use "reply all". The option of "reply all" should be REMOVED, or at a minimum, BANNED!!!!

 

[PPBart]

˙ǝuo sıɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu 'ʇıɐʍ ˙ ˙ ˙ '

OK, how did you do that?

 

[Leonidas]

OK, how did you do that?

I don't know how he did it, but I bet he's been saving it for juuusst the right occasion to use it. Bravo, good choice.

 

[Cat]

˙ǝuo sıɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu 'ʇıɐʍ ˙ ˙ ˙ 'ɐǝɹ oʇ spɐǝɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uo puɐʇs ʇɐɥʇ 'sʇɹıʞs ɹɐǝʍ oɥʍ uǝɯoʍ

˙sʇsod uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɹǝʌo sɹoʇıuoɯ ɹıǝɥʇ uɹnʇ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd

˙sʇnu ǝldoǝd ǝɯos ǝʌıɹp llıʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ 'uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsod oɥʍ ǝldoǝd

My husband hates scorts with a fiery burning passion.

You know, the mini-skirt in front, shorts in the rear?

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

You posted George Carlin talking about expressions and euphemisms?

AH.. I see what ya mean.
It wasn't in response to that intentionally, but I guess it worked out that way.
I loved the rants he would come up with.
Just grabbed that one real quick.
He's got some really good ones.

 

[mr.z28]

I had a cat for years. But we lost our 15 yr old dog in March. I haven't had the heart to take it down.

oh dang...my bad...

 

[dantheman]

My husband hates scorts with a fiery burning passion.

You know, the mini-skirt in front, shorts in the rear?

Even worse are " Capri's " or whatever the hell you call them . Those pants that stop midway between the knee and the ankle . When I get to be King , they will be outlawed . I have yet to see any woman that looks good in those things .

 

[SGT_Kramer]

Even worse are " Capri's " or whatever the hell you call them . Those pants that stop midway between the knee and the ankle . When I get to be King , they will be outlawed . I have yet to see any woman that looks good in those things .

Here ya go

People who create problems and then thinks that everyone has the same problem

 

[Leonidas]

 

[Bayoupiper]

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[tim9lives]

When people pull out in front of me and there is NO ONE behind me.

This..( plus all the other jackasses who can't drive. )

 

[speedster]

the guys that don't courtesy flush in a public restroom.