Trump VS Potato

[Magdump]

Just a reminder, Presidential debate tonight.
You need a reason to watch?
How about these:
we get to see it live for free. I’m surprised it’s not a pay-per-view event.
With all the drugs they’re gonna pump the potato with, there’s a very strong possibility that he will have a stroke. We wouldn’t wanna miss that.
This debate is 4 years overdue.
The memes will be abundant and I wanna watch the debate live before they hit the web so I get the full enjoyment.
I was a big fan of MTV’s “Celebrity Death Match”, so I’ll likely be fantasizing about such things during the debate.

What are your reasons for watching or not watching?

Come on man!

 

[Mitch Dufour]

We should have set up a betting pool. 1st Uncle Joe brain freeze already happened, how many more tonight?

 

[machinedrummer]

Not watching. The decision has already been made by the true overlords. I will do my part and vote. Illegal entry is outpacing the birth rate…and the birth rate is mostly illegal anchors. Just look around when out and about. Most of the non-English speaking females are pregnant. Heck even now lots of males are pregnant!

 

[Mitch Dufour]

It's not about making up my mind @machinedrummer , I watch for the entertainment value.

 

[Bigchillin83]

How many times are we gonna hear

“Come on man, you know the deal”

 

[Mitch Dufour]

Don't make me call Corn Pop out here!

 

[Forgotten]

 

[thperez1972]

I posted this in the funny video threads but it seems appropriate to share it here.

 

[Ddk85]

 

[340six]

I thought my internet froze, but it was just Joe. My internet was fine. Everything is fine, well everything but Joe

 

[Abby Normal]

 

[krotsman]

Wow. I didn't watch all of it, but this is literally the top post on CNN's Debate coverage right now... no joke

9 min ago

"We are f***ed": Democrats despair over Biden debate performance​

From CNN's Kasie Hunt

Biden speaks during the CNN Presidential Debate on Thursday.
John Nowak/CNN
Democrats are despairing over President Joe Biden’s debate performance Thursday night, a showing so halting some even privately raised questions about whether he should remain the party’s nominee.
Biden appeared onstage with a soft, halting voice and an open-mouthed, staring look. He struggled to finish thoughts at points, and ceded ground on issues like abortion where Democrats have an edge.
It took just minutes for Democrats to realize how bad it was becoming.
“Biden looks and sounds terrible. He’s incoherent,” one Democrat who spent time working in the Biden administration said.
“Horrific,” said another Democratic operative.
And one Democrat who’s worked on campaigns up and down the ballot said simply: “We are f***ed.”

 

[Xeon64]

This was a **** show from both of them. It is sad we are Rome in its final days. Neither one of these guys should be president. I wanted Ron DeSantis and before that Ted Cruz.

 

[Forgotten]

I think they are going to replace Joe before election. Maybe "Big Mike" or Oprah

 

[MetalVendor]

 

[Abby Normal]

Neither one of these guys should be president.

If you don’t know if you’re for Trump or Biden then you ain’t 2A

 

[krotsman]

CNN hates everyone (paraphrasing)....This is the current CNN.com top story/headline

"Biden's poor showing and Trump's repeated falsehoods"

 

[Magdump]

Wow. I didn't watch all of it, but this is literally the top post on CNN's Debate coverage right now... no joke

9 min ago

"We are f***ed": Democrats despair over Biden debate performance​

From CNN's Kasie Hunt

Biden speaks during the CNN Presidential Debate on Thursday.
John Nowak/CNN
Democrats are despairing over President Joe Biden’s debate performance Thursday night, a showing so halting some even privately raised questions about whether he should remain the party’s nominee.
Biden appeared onstage with a soft, halting voice and an open-mouthed, staring look. He struggled to finish thoughts at points, and ceded ground on issues like abortion where Democrats have an edge.
It took just minutes for Democrats to realize how bad it was becoming.
“Biden looks and sounds terrible. He’s incoherent,” one Democrat who spent time working in the Biden administration said.
“Horrific,” said another Democratic operative.
And one Democrat who’s worked on campaigns up and down the ballot said simply: “We are f***ed.”

It has begun. As predicted, I believe the Democrats will replace Joe with some other Commie. Likely a certain commie(fornia) Governor…..

Looks like the potato handlers might have miscalculated the dose tonight. Too much, too little, who knows… All I know is, I found the debate so entertaining that it seemed like they cut it short.

 

[hotbiggun]

Trump did great, reminds us all how good his first term was! Joe Biteme was his typical shithead self.

 

[Magdump]

Here’s a good 3 minute synopsis for any of you in doubt.