What to carry...

[PrairieCajun]

Just ordered a 500,000 v saber for the wife along with a kimber pepper II for her and one for me and a 21" baton for me to substitute our non carry times. Those are always surrounded by work and we don't have a declared no weapons policy so i do what i can without losing a 17+ year career while keeping myself safe dealing with B.R. fools. We don't move around here without something to back up ourselves from the idiots that have infected this place since 2005. It has not gotten any better. Hopefully we can get a new Mayor, a new Chief, and a new BIG A$$ JAIL. I'd vote for all of those!

 

[RobFMJ]

A can of wasp and hornet spray.

This

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

Honey Badger...

 

[Paintball]

 

[Leadslugga]

The tactical pens seem like a good idea, but a sharp pencil is as good as any dagger for at least a few stabs.

Also consider a belt with a heavy brass buckle. I have a heavy as hell NRA belt buckle that would ruin someone's skull when swung on the belt. The only problem there is it takes a few seconds to remove a belt, and a large belt buckle might also violate your job's dress code if there is one.

 

[hdfinder47]

I guess I'd carry a cop - a small one that shoots good.

 

[Kraut]

Have you seen those keychains they're selling at the gunshows? Paracord tied into a monkey's fist pattern over a steel ball. It's just a keychain, with a weight to keep it from falling out of your pocket.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

I guess I'd carry a cop - a small one that shoots good.

Rules:

600.00 per day
I supply my own guns and ammo.
One free weapon disassembly per shift.
Prefer rear pocket carry in vintage Girbaud jeans. The African cut ones.
Will step on the throat of one lowly citizen per day. Extras at a rate of 100.00 per. If they OC or smoke weed, it is 2for1. if they are a smartass from this site, it is on the house.
Request you not eat any beans, Mexican food, or asparagus.
You are responsible for weekly uniform leather cleaning.
We take "2man enter, 1man leave seriously"






You must sign waiver recognizing the fact that "NOLABLASTER run bayou town!"

 

[LA_Huntsman]

NOLABLASTER!!!!!

 

[Cat]

a stiletto

 

[LA_Huntsman]

a stiletto

I can't wear heels to work....

 

[CUJOHUNTER]

I always carry unless I go to a place where I'm not supposed to,and that's very rare. If I can't carry a gun,I always have my Gerber knife and either my collapsable baton or my tazer/stun gun. Of course,this excludes any location where I have to endure a pat down and/or pass a metal detector.

 

[Jed]

I got my size nines, they'll take out yer nutz or hoof me down the street, whichever is more expedient.

 

[Moondew]

Fountain pen to sling permanent ink into the eyeballs?

 

[Guate_shooter]

A Kubotan, I have a new variation with side pokes as well and works like a charm for close quarter exchange.

 

[SirIsaacNewton]

A flask of grain alcohol and a match.....

 

[Moondew]

How about:
100mW Green Laser
[ame]http://www.amazon.com/100mW-532nm-Power-Fixed-Pointer/dp/B003TF7I7Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1303940297&sr=8-2[/ame]

or a bright (75 -200+ lumen) LED flashlight w/ a self defense bezel

 

[king4456]

A 12 inch piece of insulated wire knotted at both ends will open someone up pretty quick. It can be tucked under a shirt collar and deployed very quickly. That is a trick I learned from an ex bodyguard I used to work with.

Pics of wounds inflicted with this makeshift weapon?
Or even the weapon itself!

 

[Nomad.2nd]

Will step on the throat of one lowly citizen per day. Extras at a rate of 100.00 per. If they OC or smoke weed, it is 2for1. if they are a smartass from this site, it is on the house.

I got $100 for that!

 

[nickatnite]

How about:
100mW Green Laser
http://www.amazon.com/100mW-532nm-P...7I7Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1303940297&sr=8-2

or a bright (75 -200+ lumen) LED flashlight w/ a self defense bezel

Since my work has a very strict policy, I do carry a red laser pointer. I'm in and out of meetings throughout the day and we do use these at work and if all else fails, point it in the eye of the dood.

That and a tactical pen...


don't forget a stapler when opened up, a pair of scissors, a computer keyboard, ANYTHING can be a weapon, just have to remember what you have at the time.