What would YOU do....

[SirIsaacNewton]

I have seen a buddy of mine kick a side mirror off a few cars because of that. I myself take the pro-karma way and get into the vehicle from the other side.

 

[LACamper]

That's when I'd wish for a buddy to pull up with a couple of floor jacks. I'd roll her out, turn it sideways, and put it back where she was blocked in by the curb and the next car.

 

[JR1572]

In all seriousness, JR1572 is on the money. It isn't worth a confrontation in today's society.

Great minds think alike.

JR1572

 

[D-DAY]

That's when I'd wish for a buddy to pull up with a couple of floor jacks. I'd roll her out, turn it sideways, and put it back where she was blocked in by the curb and the next car.

Or just use your jack to jack up either the front or rear tires (depending on the drive) just enough to be off the ground. Then just sit back and watch the show.

 

[Nomad.2nd]

Great minds think alike.

JR1572

This.

Althought at my Appt complex we have covered parking assigned and 'unassigned' parking uncovered.

This 'lady' kept parking in my space... hers was RIGHT next to mine (Found this out after a couple times) and she kept doing it after I brought it to her attention and asked her to stop.

She stopped after I parked the truck behind her blocking her in, and left on the bike!

 

[CEHollier]

And, in my experience, for some unknown reason, even if you park 10 spaces out - someone parks next to you.

You got that right. I went to a church where overflow parking went out into a grassy field. I parked away from the crowd in my pristine Z28. A lady parked close to me and her son swung their car door denting my door. I mean the lady literally had 40 acres to park and she squeezes by my car. I could have choked the bitch. Yea, I said it church and bitch in the same post.

 

[herohog]

I would be right there waiting for them to return. Remember, I ride a wheel chair. They WOULD make it up to me, one way or another!

 

[my-rifle]

A friend of mine dealt with a similar situation by calmly getting a tube of super-glue, and filling up her door locks, then he got into his car and drove away. No marks on her car. Her locks just didn't work anymore. I was in awe.

 

[Speedlace]

A friend of mine dealt with a similar situation by calmly getting a tube of super-glue, and filling up her door locks, then he got into his car and drove away. No marks on her car. Her locks just didn't work anymore. I was in awe.

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[scubasteve]

Yeah, damn near made a post about it, but I decided to the the stealth...

Yea....He screamed so loud he sprained three fingers.

 

[herohog]

Yea....He screamed so loud he sprained three fingers.

??? Using ASL?

 

[dantheman]

Before you do anything , you better look around and see if you are on camera . Most parking lots have security cameras and some of them are pretty good .

 

[herohog]

Before you do anything , you better look around and see if you are on camera . Most parking lots have security cameras and some of them are pretty good .

I assure you I would do nothing illegal.

Sort of related: Back when I was in college, I had an idiot park behind me an inch off my bumper and there simply wasn't enough room left in front of me to manuver and get out. A campus cop was across the intersection in his car watching this play out. I was driving a Pinto Wagon at the time and after trying to inch my way out, gave up as there simply wasn't enough room! I looked at the cops, back at the car behind me and made my decision. I eased my back bumper up against the cars front bumper and proceded to push his car far enough back that I could get out! I looked back at the cop and he was laughing his ass off so I pulled away!

 

[dantheman]

herohog , I wasn't referring to you . I was speaking in general terms .

One year , we had gone to a St' Patricks day parade . My sister lived right on the parade route . There were cars parked all along her street . After the parade , we were standing around having a beer and noticed a group of people looking at one of the cars . We walked over and saw that some bonehead had blocked another vehicle in and the owner , a lovely young lady , was in need of assistance . The offending vehicle was small enough , so a group of us manhandled it out of the way by bouncing the suspension and scooting it . While we were at it , we went ahead and moved it next to tree , almost as close as the car in the pic above . When the knucklehead showed up , nearly 30 minutes later , he was pissed , but wisely chose not to cause a scene since he was outnumbered by a group of laughing drunks .

 

[Mirror]

You got that right. I went to a church where overflow parking went out into a grassy field. I parked away from the crowd in my pristine Z28. A lady parked close to me and her son swung their car door denting my door. I mean the lady literally had 40 acres to park and she squeezes by my car. I could have choked the bitch. Yea, I said it church and bitch in the same post.

...should have been there waiting for her to pay for the damages. That really sucks. People tend to clot together though, that's my only explanation for the parking phenomenon. They see another car and they feel safer in groups.

 

[iamdat]

if she were an old woman, id try and meet her daughter/grand kid and go on a date with them. an anger banging would ensue.

 

[Mirror]

if she were an old woman, id try and meet her daughter/grand kid and go on a date with them. an anger banging would ensue.

 

[Leadslugga]

probably just get in from the other side. But since my ar is already scratched and dinged, I wouldn't mind if I hit them a little. That's the chance they took by parking like an idiot.

So you're saying you would get your rifle out of the car and bash their vehicle a little bit?

 

[VeedUp]

car on the right is pretty close to the line too

Yeah, but he's in between his lines and that all it takes.

 

[Paintball]

I would be angry after seeing how much room was on the other side of the car. I'd go into the establishment and ask the manager to make an announcement for the owner to move the vehicle or it would be towed. Then I'd go sit on my tailgate and wait for them to come move it. When they came out I would say to them "I'm sorry if I inconvenienced you....".