charliepapa
Clandestine Sciuridae
The last house we owned was in a neighborhood with an HOA. We bought it from the previous owner only days before it was to be foreclosed on. There was no mention of a HOA at the closing or by the previous owner.
About 2-3 weeks after we moved in, a *representative* of the HOA showed up to introduce himself AND ask for three months of dues (this was in October) from me as well as the nine months of dues that were unpaid for that year by the previous owner. I politely told him to pack salt in his ass and bid him good day.
They came around a few more times to tell me to pull the weeds in my flowerbed and to tell me that, "oh, by the way, the architectural committee has approved the sidewalk you poured from your front door to the mailbox." I'm not sure why, since I wasn't a member, they thought I gave a rat's ass, but I suppose it made them feel better.
About 2-3 weeks after we moved in, a *representative* of the HOA showed up to introduce himself AND ask for three months of dues (this was in October) from me as well as the nine months of dues that were unpaid for that year by the previous owner. I politely told him to pack salt in his ass and bid him good day.
They came around a few more times to tell me to pull the weeds in my flowerbed and to tell me that, "oh, by the way, the architectural committee has approved the sidewalk you poured from your front door to the mailbox." I'm not sure why, since I wasn't a member, they thought I gave a rat's ass, but I suppose it made them feel better.
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